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 Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:55 am
I pick up the labtop and it shocks me when I press
the on button.
I drop a nymph. 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:35 pm
I go to grab the nymph and the damn nature spirit summons a vine that wraps around my neck, creating a noose, and strangles me.
I drop a red stapler :3
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:36 am
Im so bemused by it that I didnt notice the semi.....*SQUUUIIISSSH!*
I drop a jokers card
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:35 pm
I pick up the Joker's card and it releases poisonous gas that makes my skin melt off.
I drop a kitten twisted
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:02 pm
oh look! a neko like me! i pck up the kitty only for it to freak out and claw out my throat!
i drop a bell
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:26 pm
It "rings" and makes me have violent flashes but I tried attacking a body builder who squishes my head like a grape.
I drop a jar of Mayo!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:44 pm
The jar of mayo hits my head and cracks it in two.
I drop an egg.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:41 pm
The egg lands on the floor and a dog starts sucking on it. I pick up said egg and die of scarlet fever within the week.
I drop a fish.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:04 pm
I have an allergic reacion and die when my blood vessels burst (I'm allergic to Cod IRL))
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:13 pm
You left nothing, thus dropping your turn, which upsets me and I kill myself with a gun.
I drop my machete sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:53 pm
I pick up the machete, it turns out to be cursed and absorbs my soul.
I drop a doll.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:59 am
And its cuteness scares me to death
I drop a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:07 am
I pick up to eat the sandwich, turns out to be a mutant and eats me.
I drop a baby.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:32 pm
I pick up the baby and hold it close, only to have it pull on my earrings to the point my ears rip and begin to bleed. As I begin to shreek in pure horror, the baby giggles as it pulls on my hair and flings hair and scalp to the ground. I drop the baby as I panic and go to run, but trip over the baby and crack my head open thus ending my misery.
I drop strawberry-flavored chapstick.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:05 pm
I eat the chapstick only to have some guy made of beauty salon products come up to me yelling "THAT'S NO CHAPSTICK THAT'S MY PEN0R" I try to regurgitate it but it gets stuck in my throat. Some other guy comes up to me and attempts the Heimlich maneuver. He ends up getting the chapstick out but crushing one of my ribs in the process. As I collapse from the pain, the man calls an ambulance. The ambulance, not seeing that I was on the ground, runs me over but I'm still alive. The paramedics, being total n00bs at their jobs, rush me into the ambulance and try to "revive" me with a defibrillator. The resulting shock sent through my heart spasses my heart and I end up dying of cardiac arrest.
I drop a rubber ducky.
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