Greek Mythology Chain Story

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

~FLASHBACK CONTINUATION~

Zeus: It's sooo true! mad
Hera: And how do you know? stressed
Zeus: Hera, I'm your brother and husband -
Hera: *quiet enough so Zeus doesn't hear* And you're horrible at both of those. xp
Zeus: - so how can I not know?
Hera: For one, brothers, especially little brothers, are foolish minute pests, and you do not act like a sophisticated husband, you're a player, a "ladies' man" as they say in the 21st century! xp
Zeus: At least I'm not as ugly as Hephaestus! scream
Hera: So now you try to get another god involved so he can stand up for you! Very low, Zeus. evil
Zeus: You're even lower! You torture women that I have children with just because I like them! scream
Hera: But you made the commitment of matrimony! Once you get in you can't get out without looking like a complete moron! AND I SHOULD KNOW!!!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

All of his children and nieces and nephews start snickering as they remember the time Hera tried to Divorce Zeus.

Ares: This takes me back! Those were such fun times!  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

~FLASHBACK CONTINUATION~

Zeus: And HOW would you know? stressed
Hera: Umm, hello? Goddess of Marriage speaking! We need a makeover for this place! scream
Zeus: Umm, hello? King of the Gods speaking! This place is fine! scream
Hera: I bet you a billion drachmas that at least half of Olympus, counting me, and at least 3 minor gods think this hub of a mountain needs to be organized. xp
Zeus: twisted I'll take that bet.

~FLASHBACK OVER~

Me: That's what's making you feel down? rolleyes
Zeus: Yup. sad
Hermes: That was a short flashback... gonk  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Ares: There's more. We took a vote and everyone on Olympus agreed with Hera.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Zeus: WHAAT?? gonk
Athena: Oh yeah. She was annoying about it, but she had a point.
Zeus: Even DIONYSUS voted for it?
Dionysus: I can't have a Cleanliness Themed Party in a dirty cottage, man!
Zeus: Well why can't you clean your cottages without annoying me about it?
Athena: Rule Number 98102375948009898345 in the Olympian handbook, Section 3, Paragraph 6: All regards towards mountain refurbishing must be granted permission by the King of Gods.
Zeus: Oh... eek Just clean it then! Goodness, gracious! xp  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Athena: You have to clean Artemis and Apollo's cottages father it's in the handbook.

HErmes: When the twins are away the king of the gods is the only one able to enter and change their cottages without their permission.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Zeus: eek
Me: You'll be fine...right?
Athena: That depends...
Me: On what?  

[olddaysgone]

Me: *climbs steps off Olympus* Phew! That was a long walk...wait...this isn't Mount Everest! *walks around at sees Kharis* Oh hey Kharis! What are you doing here?!
Zeus: AH! More mortals! why!? crying  

[Philo_Clio]

Athena: and we've lost Zeus' attention again. Father please focus on the task at hand....

Zeus: but there's mortals everywhere!!!

Athena: 3nodding yes father, theyre in very corner of the globe now...

Zeus: stare you know what i meant....

Athena: *sigh* im going to go read a book... meanwhile i expect you to make an effort and clean up the twins mess. Ill be back to cheak on you later....

Hermes: hey how come Athena is allowed to boss you around?

Zeus:*frowns* she always has been able too...

Athena: *sighs and calls back* Its because im the more reasonable out of the two of us... and usually what i say is right! Im the goddess of wisdom for a reason!