|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:08 am
they both like to cry over spilt milk!
What the hell does a pocketfull of rye and 24 blackbirds have to do with anything?
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:48 pm
It's the secret ingredient
Have you ever had good timing?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Conservative Businesswoman
|
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:29 pm
too often
why do tall guys like really short girls and the short guys love Extremely TALL girls? (like me...)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:08 pm
Because most really tall girls have big boobs and maybe asses too. It's normally either one or the other. Or they have a leg fetish. But tall guys like short girls because it makes their wangs feel bigger I guess.
What's a good stupid question?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:04 am
One asked by a stupid person.
Why is the earth round?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:47 am
In the beggining it was square. CHuck Norris then decided to kick off the corners.
Why are people so greedy?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:29 pm
Because I took all their money! ninja
Why do flowers only grow so big?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:21 pm
Because they all want to go on a date with you and impress you
Where are my tweezers?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:03 pm
probably where you last used them...
what is normal?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:05 pm
The opposite of us.
Why can't men give birth?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:26 am
Because Giraffes ate all the leaves!
Why can't people mind their own damn business?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:20 pm
Because people are naturally nosey and annoying!
Why do we have pets?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:50 am
Because animals are a lot friendlier and smarter than most children. XD
Why do the American people continue to allow the government to violate their constitutional rights?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 2:37 pm
We're all brain dead and lazy as it is.
Are the aliens coming?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:57 pm
Yes, but not before stopping at a Taco Bell to get something to eat.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
