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 Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:16 am
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:34 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:47 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:11 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:25 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:11 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:14 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:29 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore,
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:20 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:25 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to dance the macarena
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:49 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to dance the macarena when she realized
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:05 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear.
Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine.
Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday.
"Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs.
Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to dance the macarena when she realized she was naked.
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:17 pm
ELY73 Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson. Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort. Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear. Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine. Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday. "Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs. Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to dance the macarena when she realized she was naked.
She **** Snape
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:51 am
xxHaleyBaileyxx ELY73 Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson. Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort. Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear. Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine. Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday. "Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs. Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to dance the macarena when she realized she was naked.She **** Snape Harry screamed at
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:13 am
Tsukikowerewolf xxHaleyBaileyxx ELY73 Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson. Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort. Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in her ear. Harry looked like he was about to poke the eyeballs out of 50 nargles! So Draco offered to help him cover it up when suddenly Snape was "bothered" by a guilty conscience and fainted dead away. Both Harry and Dumbledore yelled loudly, "Please give me a giant flying bowtruckle to save the flying man from a terrible snogging experience. That would hurt Ron's very sensitive feelings! Give me a miniature purple-striped Invisibility Cloak that will devour Luna's body into invisibility! Everyone needed to jump around the giant bronze Quibbler so Hagrid could eat it safely. Unfortunately, there was a slight miscalculation so they missed and fell on a yellow-tinged Snape accompanied by a pink-haired Umbridge who insisted on eating her hair. Then Ron decided Hermione needed a big, fat, squishy muggle hot pocket. To dance with a penguin in the spectacularly elaborate, wonderful disco routine. Ron went into a frenzy because Hermione ate a pencil shaving in History of Magic while picking her nose. "RONALD WEASLEY!" Bellowed a voice known only as the great monkey Hubba Baloo from the jungle in a slimy dung heap. Ron jumped over the moon and landed on a repulsing piece of someone's old ham sandwhich, making him turn a disgusting shade of paisley. Then he wiggled his butt revoltingly at Professor Flitwick who then posted a reply getting rick rolled IN BACON because the nargles told Tonks she must drink a mix of stinkpellets and firewhisky sprinkled over blast-ended-skrewt eyes during yoga class on top of Olympus on a Sunday. "Why?" asked Draco, while scratching his dimples, on his extremely humongous silly nefariously sought after blue suede shoes. "Why what?" replied Ron while turning and staring at a very big and excruciatingly frightening, pink, fluffy bunny. Then Draco suddenly jumped up to reach a big bag of dungbombs that were flying around which hit Snape straight in his over-large nose which twitched in disdainful disgust as he ran into drunken Professor McGonagall whose nose wrinkled at the sight of water because she has allergies. She then started to cough and take off her extremely large green hanky off her martini when Lucius Malfoy got up and asked her where's chocolate with the brownies she bought for Remus 3 weeks ago. "Tuesday!", Ron yelled annoyed because he hated feeling like a bag of tennis racquets for being so noisy and having too many firewhiskeys in front of Narcissa while wearing something he borrowed from singing turtles that live in Hagrid's pocket. Meanwhile, a running Narcissa bought six thousand and twenty two models of Severus Snape for the birthday party being thrown for Hermione on the painting of the Fat Lady at noon last Friday. Hermione decided that she didn't like the models of Dumbldore people because they were too popular for her to afford. Lily reappeared from the bathroom colored as a blueish octopus much to Snape's amusement, for Lily had turned into a huge bag full of nargles. Snape lunged at Hermione and strangled her silently, wishing that he could kiss McGonagall on her cheek like Flitwick had done to the dungbombs. Ron secretly wishes that he was eating dragons that have been raised by Hagrid. At least, that's what he thought Dumbledore said before he killed Moaning Myrtle for her toilet. Anyways, Draco was blushing when he admitted he was gay and wanted dogs like Harry's godfather to cuddle forever. In the eyes of Madam Pomfrey flowers bring love to people like Horace Slughorn, who was in fact a giant crab who loved cheese. Who always wears green tap shoes. He was dancing to his favorite Christmas carol while singing Jingle Bombs, in the rain. When suddenly it started hailing blood droplets and Hermione was dancing to Basshunter themes and bad parodies. Percy the Prefect was harassing Ron while Dumbledore watched from under his upturned chair because Cornish Pixies were trying to eat his favorite fake plant. Ginny strangled the House Elf which was holding "Potter stinks" badges while eating a carrot because Ginny was reminded of her mother when its scratchy exterior gave off an odor that reeked like dead Cornish pixies. Ginny then pulled out a broken wand, threw it at Dumbledore, and started to dance the macarena when she realized she was naked.She **** Snape Harry screamed at a large dragon....
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