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 Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:09 pm
Wish Granted! You are a back up singer to Britney Spears, and have a ten year contract. Have fun!
I wish I can get the hell away from my family!
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:25 pm
Granted! But you are exhausted from moving that hellfire and brimstone prison away from them that you collapse, accidentally falling into the lake of fire and being burnt to a crisp! (Funny?)
I wish people understood my jokes more often.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:11 pm
Granted! But now that they get your jokes, they openly despise you and think you are the worst smartass in Human history. It gets so bad that you even irritate me and I feel trapped because I can't stop loving you.
I wish for a trend towards biological demihumanization.
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:30 pm
Granted! But though the resources and desire for it are there, the government stuffshirts have cut the funding to keep themselves from looking like idiots against superior life forms.
I wish for a computer that doesn't crash every time I'm on Gaia
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:40 pm
granted. it doesnt crash on gaia now.. it crashes everytime you open other websites even google and your email.
i wish i was witty..
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:58 pm
Granted! But now the rest of the world is stupid as mud to make you witty by comparison.
I wish I could lose weight easier.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:54 pm
granted! Now no matter how carefully you put your hand weights away, they are never where you left them.
I wish my computer wasn't so noisy
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:01 pm
Granted! All of the moving parts are glued solid. So it makes no noise, does not work, then overheats and lights on fire!
I wish I was not fat!
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:07 pm
Granted! Your body transforms into such beauty you resemble a Greek god! You become so enamored with yourself that you waste away gazing at your own reflection in the mirror.
I wish I never forgot birthdays of my friends and family members.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:08 pm
Granted! But you never remember your own and subsequently forget your age.
I wish I knew more Japanese!
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:25 pm
Granted! But for every word of Japanese you learn, you forget two words in another language.
I wish I had something to eat.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:28 pm
Granted! Hey... that shoe over there. It's starting to look mighty tasty isn't it? Why don't you ahaaa... why don't you give it a try? whee
I wish I had some other people to play FFXI with!
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:30 pm
Granted! But my Mithra drags the whole party down and we get killed by squirrels all the time.
I wish I had a cuddle-buddy right now.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:32 pm
Granted! Hey... that shoe over there. It's starting to look mighty cuddly isn't it? Why don't you ahaaa.... rofl sorry!
I wish I was able to play FFXI and post on Gaia at the same time.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:11 pm
Granted! But everyone dies in the one and you post barely intelligible sentences in the other. Too bad they are dying on GAIA! gonk
I wish to duel with a ninja monkey!
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