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 Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:41 pm
Nudge eighty
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:42 pm
Nudge eighty-one
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off, and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat, instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:43 pm
Nudge eighty-two
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:43 pm
Nudge eighty-three
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:44 pm
Nudge eighty-four
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:45 pm
Nudge eighty-five
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button." heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:47 pm
Nudge eighty-six
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:48 pm
Nudge eighty-seven
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:49 pm
Nudge eighty-eight
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence, then send the same group out to try the task again. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:52 pm
Nudge eighty-nine
89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:53 pm
Nudge ninety
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
Feed my unicorn? Poor Husni is all alone all day...
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:49 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:51 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:52 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:53 am
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