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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:10 am
Granted but this also comes with the ability to know whats in the minds you control. Seeing these things you are eternally scarred and have to go through years of therapy and an insane asylum. Where it only gets worse due to the crazzies around you.
I wish I did not have to go to work today.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:33 am
Granted but it wasn't offical and you get fired for leaving without calling in.
I wish I had better step-dad.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:39 pm
Granted. But you soon find out that your new step-dad used to be a woman!
I wish I could get more sleep!
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:49 am
Granted, but you get so much that by the time you wake up monkey have taken over the world.
I wish I didn't have to pay so much to get my car fixed XD.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:44 am
Granted bthey did a horrible, boot-leg job and it falls apart the next week!
XP
I wish I had a good laptop computer.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:55 pm
Granted, but you bought it with a virus that deletes your gaia every time you log in ^_^
I wish that my life was interestinger.
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Fashionable Exhibitionist
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:21 pm
Granted, Your life becomes more interesting by you becoming a famous icon. Everyone wants to be you and take your picture. Soon all the publicity drives you mad and you spend the rest of your life in a padded cell.
I wish that my job wasn't so boring.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:17 pm
Granted, but Godzilla stomps on your job to make it less boring, only you have no job anymore.
I wish I was a robot.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:45 pm
Granted but your one of the most bored-to-death robots alive- a calculator. You are constantly asked stupid questions until you are thrown out the window in frustration and run over by a car.
I wish I could read/hear/see peoples minds (that I choose) and understand whats going on it their heads.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:10 am
Granted, but you can only do it through physical touch, which lands you a lawsuite when you grabbed the wrong person and you are convicted of attempting to kidnap a small child.
I wish that I could reality bend like Haruhi Suzumiya.
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Fashionable Exhibitionist
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:31 am
Granted but your head falls off.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:05 pm
Granted you are no longer sick anymore your dead.
I wish my class was over.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:34 pm
granted but now you have nothing and you are going to die of bordum!
i wish i had a never ending supply of candy of my choice that never overflowed from were it came from
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:13 pm
Granted, But it's fromthe creepy guy on the end of the street's house and it's all poisoned.
I wish that The Pommegranite that I've been watching since it was a flower would ripen so I can eat it!
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:16 pm
Granted, but The Pommegranite is full of germs from its home country that didnt get zaped during decontamination and when you eat it you get a bunch of horrible African diseases and die.
I wish the hair on my legs would never go so I would never have to shave ever again! Woohoo!
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