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*purrs but looks up at him* You realize that if I wanted to do something to you a simple +1 wouldn't do jack squat for you?

Anyways, since there was a small discussion about this last night, I decided to post for everyone to see. All of these are my interperations. I wrote every single one of them out.

Body parts relating to your Zoidac sign and what they mean for you.

Aries-Head
Stubborn and opinionated as the bull, you also tend to have phycholigical problems as well as are often prone to headaches, migraines and other such maladies. At the same time however, you are often a very intellectial person who can easily keep themselves entertained with a puzzle, book or other such acitivity provided it is something of interest to you. Also one if not the most erogonous zones on your body tends to be your head, a scalp rub will often put you perfectly in the mood.

Taurus - Nose, Ears and Throat
More than your fair share of stubborness comes from the fact your body zone resides still within the head area. You are prone to earaches, sore throats and sinuse problems. But thosse same so easily injured areas are your most senstive areas as well. A scritch behind the ear can just as easily soothe you to sleep or getting you to purring, just as a nibble on the neck could easily send your hormones soaring. Your nose is very senstive and you will often be prone to rejecting an experience by scent alone. You are a very sensual person who very affected by EVERYTHING going on around you that combines for a true full bodied experience.
My sign ^ 4laugh

Gemini - Arms, Lungs, Nervous System
Given to fickleness and flightiness, you are still a very intellectual person but your mind doesn't often stay in one place but tends to lead you from place to place. You often have the best of intentions but your emotions vary with the weather or so it often seems. This relates into your arms and chest being your body zone. You are given to chest colds and poor hand circulation, but a light tone on your arms can often send you over the edge if given with the right timing.

Cancer - Stomach
You are a mothering type, tending to pick up every stray and unloved animal you can find and holding them close, often forgetting they need to go back out into the cruel world and fend for themselves. Your obdy part is the stomach and womb. You can often end up with ulcers from stressing over the condition of your loved ones. It is often hard to tell when a Cancer has let you in beyond her normal shell but once there you aren't likely to be let go very easily. Often, your reaction to kisses and touches along your stomach will be how you decide wether a person is worthy of your time, affection and body because all of those come along with your love and soul.

Leo -Solar Plexus
You are the father figure. People look up to you and admire you. You are the rock people need to know they can come to. A bit of a drama queen at times you are still the one people count on, knowing your sheer perversity will allow you to get past the drama and concentrate on what's important. Your body zone is the solar plexus, which means that your chest in general is your erogonous zone but also your bone structure. Anywhere that it is evident your bones are, those are your zones, ie your collarbone,elbow etc. You are given however to heartburn and heart problems so best be careful, even emotional damage to your heart from betrayel is often very hard on you.

Virgo - Intestines
You are the perfectionist. If it's not worth doing perfectly, it isn't worth doing at all. Or at least that's what you try and tell yourself. Then do it anyways, just to show people that YOU at least can do it, so they should be able to as well. You know you have limits, you just have yet to discover them. You are prone to ego, but that's simply because your soul is just a bit harder to find then others. You may seem harsh even cruel to others but you are even harder on yourself. Your body zone isn't really one that is normally affected by things sexual, instead you tend to be an all over body experience, snuggling and cuddling in general are more your thing. Which can get you into trouble if your partner decides they want to turn up the heat. The maladies you need to watch for are ulcers.

Libra - Kidney

The peacemakers of the zodiac, Libras are often hard pressed to decide a winner of an arguement, simply because they can see both sides of the coin. However sooner or later, you will find yourself pressed into making a choice and will often be surprised by how well both sides take it. You bring balance to everything. The kidneys are your body zone and while like the virgo is well hidden, it's much easier to bruise the kidneys as you are to injury as well. You prefer being the submissive one in the relationship usually tho when called upon can often be stronger than the hardest stone...*winces realizing the pun sweatdrop *

Scoropio -Reproductive organs
The gangbangers of the group, Scorpios are extremely sexual being. Often thinking their emotions are running their body, when in fact it is their body running their emotions tho both sexual matters and their emotions do run deep and they are hurt more easily, when they beleive they have been wronged. It's not to say they aren't intelligent or friends, infact they often make the best of friends and can be very good at getting what they want, how they want it. They know what the lines are and how to work them. It doesn't matter what you do to a Scorpio, if they want to, they will find pleasure in it. A simple case of mind/hormones over matter. Due to this attitude towards sex however they are given to veneral diseases, since they tend to be a bit more careless about sex then the average person.

Sagittarius - Hips, Upper legs
Very straightforward and honest, people rely on you to be honest with them. You are who they look to when they DO want to know the truth. The way it is, that's you through and through. You are a no frills person and are usually relieved by the time foreplay gets to your thighs because you know the good stuffs' coming. Not that you don't appreciate foreplay but you just simply like things to work in a certain way and the thighs means that it's time for the 'real stuff' You need to remember that foreplay is real too tho. You aren't really the type to get into the truly kinky things. Your zone tends more to old age problems than anything. Hip pops and disjointures. You are who you are and people best accept it, cause it won't change.

Capricorn -Skeleton
The support in more than one way, you keep everyone together, wether they should be or not. More conventional then most, they often have hidden quirks that make them interesting people to know. Their whole body is their zone, making them prone to broken bones, and other such ailments. Then again, they can make anything their ergonous zone as well. It may seems random what their zone is but in fact it depends on more what their partner is, often making them seem chameleon like but simply trying to make it easier on their other half.

Aquarius - Knees
Given to weak kness, and skin splints, you tend to fall in love at the drop of a hat. You would rather live in your fantasy then anyone's reality. The knees are your zones, making the back of your knees one of your hot spots, you might even be prone to dabbing perfume on the back of your knees just cause. You often seem flightly but can be steadfast for those who you love, looking the other way cause it doesn't fit your ideal.

Pisces - Feet
Your head is often in the clouds while your feet are planted firmly in the ground. You often wish you could escape to your dreams but reality keeps you firmly in her grips. It makes for a very contested soul. They need that grounding however or they would be prone to escapist activities like drugs and otherwise. Sweet and receptive, they never intentionally would harm those they care about, thos their flightiness can often do it anyways. Your zone is your feet, receptive to the rest of the body you are often neglected yourself and your ego can suffer leading you into severe depressions. It is often simple to treat a Pisces depression, letting them know they are loved and cared for by a simple foot rub.

*looks at clock*

eek Sweet Heaven's, I was bored. I spent an hour and a half on this post. sweatdrop Yes, I know far too much about astrology and such...I've given some disturbingly accurate tarot reading, even predicting a guy would get a new girlfriend after his last one dumped him, not thinking anything further about it till he asked me out redface I even described myself...gotta love intutive arts.

::hits send button before she is tempted to write more::

Same here! blaugh

Hmm, sensual experience of everything around you. Yep, I quess I can work with that just fine. And it is true that the ear,throat, and sinus's are my greatest problem areas.

Intereasting bit of information! whee

I doubt anybody else here is any better, right now Mia. sweatdrop stressed heart

Lucky you...

I'm just a bad APE. gonk crying

*Snugglepounces Zaine.* heart

Your snowman is adorable... ;-;

Edit: Wow... I thought it was a decaptiated snowman. Goes to show where my mind is. ::giggle:: 4laugh

If I get that chain letter one more time I will....

I will....

STAB! scream stressed domokun sweatdrop

OO yea... its not a snowman its bag witxh holds a suprise inside of it until december 24th

Its some crazy store thing thiny >.>

Snowmen have distinctive black eyes and mouths and usually have a carrot nose but somties is eaten by the two legged rabbit that harras the hunter and duck...


Bugsy Mugsy

Damn you mafia you made refrence you!

So, who else got the fun warning about how you would be banned for spreading chain-letters?

...Hurray? stressed