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 Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:59 pm
Cloud: WHo the F*** took my buster blade
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:02 pm
cait sith:who the **** named me after a freakin' race of jedi? come on, this ain't star wars!
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:13 pm
Rude of the turks, I think I should buy hair growth products, no wait.......I THINK ILL GROW A BLONDE AFRO' AND CHANGE MY NAME TO BOBOBO-BOBO-BOBO.
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:49 pm
*Rufus is in his office watching advent children*
Rufus: how the hell did I get all f***-ed up*looks out window* ooohhhh shi- *office gets blasted apart by weapon* Shoulda got life insurance.
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:08 pm
I an teh bestest!11111 Red XIII: rut ro rince raggy astro the dog from the old show the jetsons, kinda a inside joke I think you mean scooby doo
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:16 pm
Reno:*Passes joint to elana* man... my shotgun is woah
Elena:*passes joint to rude* s**t... where did you get this s**t reno?
Rude:*passes joit to tseng* damn, why the hell do I wear sunglasses anyway? i mean who the ******** am I Oh s**t kaff kaff *dies*
Tseng: *takes a long drag on the joint then puts it out* who the F*** just died in here it ********' wooooohhhhh*falls asleep*zzzzzzzzz
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:42 pm
Because I admit I'm too lazy to read all these posts just now, I'm gonna do this one then get back to reading... Best Parody Ever for Advent Children Subtitles: http://beeblebabe.livejournal.com/338568.htmlyou can download the file as a txt (or something) and use the suggested players and whatnot. I guarantee you will piss your pants with this one... I know I did ^__^;;
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:33 am
Scene: small coffee shop, heavy with smoke and *ahem* other smokables. Spotlight aimed at the corner where we see Sephiroth sitting on a stool, a black beret on his head, black sunglasses, and a pair of bongo drums.
Sephiroth: My love for you is like a baked potato...
*da-donk-donk*
With sour cream and chives and butter...
*donk*
With my right hand I add pepper, and my left I add salt...
*rolls head back*
I can't eat it because I found bacon on the one end.
*click click click*
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:47 am
Rktikfox Evil Dead/Army of Darkness isn't old enough to be called an old movie! sad I heard they plan on reamking it with Ashton Kutcher... WHY?!?!?!?!!!!11!!!@
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:37 am
ladybiggs Rktikfox Evil Dead/Army of Darkness isn't old enough to be called an old movie! sad I heard they plan on reamking it with Ashton Kutcher... WHY?!?!?!?!!!!11!!!@
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:58 am
*On the cliff outside of Midgar*
Zack: *huff heave* Finally... My god Cloud you've gotta lose weight
Cloud: *drools*
Zack: Oh no Shinra soldiers! Run Cloud! *runs off to fight them*
Cloud: *vomiting*
Zack: ARGH!!!!! MY PRECIUS GENITALS!!!!!!
Cloud: *starts convulsionating*
Zack: NO!!! IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND PURE, PLEASE NOT THE MACHINE GUNS!!!!
Cloud: *snaps out of it* Huh? Ohhh a big city
Zack: ARGH!!!! *dies*
Cloud: Oh crap *pretends to be dead but he's moving a lot*
Shinra Soldier 1: Do you wanna shoot him or should I?
Shinra Soldier 2: Nah, let's just go
Cloud: Whew, that was close. Ooooh hey a huge sword *picks up the Buster Sword and accidentally slashes himself* ARGHH!!! *stars convulsionating again*
*3 hours later*
Cloud: *wakes up pickes up the Buster Sword and falls down the cliff*
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:19 pm
outside of cid's house
Heideggar:wahahahahah*stops in front of truck* hey a truck i'll just get run over by it...OH SHI-*gets run over by truck*
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:44 pm
Sephiroth:*stabs self with big a** sword*urk...damn shoulda stoppesd sharpening when it was four feet long*dies*
Cloud: Hmmm...i think I'll be taking this seword for a while*slices barret's other hand off*NOW YOU"RE PARAPLEGIC B****
Barret: WTF YOU dumbass, now i'm gonna kilkl you with two Gun-arms
Tifa: *beats up yuffie* That's for taking my boyfriend B****
Cid: *impales Tifa with super shuriken* All o you shut the heck up, this ain't celebrity deathmatch! *impales self with spear thingy* CRAP!!!!!
RedXIII: UUUHHH I didn't see s**t.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:06 pm
Cloud: God dammit
Tifa: What is it?
Cloud: Theres no TV in Seventh Heaven to plug in my Nintendo Revolution!
Tifa:How did you get a rev? don't those come out in like 2007?
Cloud: Um...LOOK A UNICORN!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:19 pm
Tifa: I'm changing genders... who wants my breasts?
everyone: eek WHAT? eek
Aeris:why would you do that?
Tifa: I want some thrill in life... but anyway, who wants 'em?
cait sith: me!!
Tifa: um... k... are you gay?
Cait Sith: NO!!! scream If I have them, I can hold them anytime without getting beaten up heart
****Awkward Silence....***
All guys:I WANT IT!!
Yuffie: sick, sick, sick, sick...
Aeris *mumbling*: I want guys fighting over my body parts!!! *yelling* I'm changing genders too!! who wants MY boobs?
Sephiroth: Why? your already dead.. Why would we care if YOU'E changing genders???
aeris: because I ....
Vincent:b**ch...
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