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 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:52 pm
Fenrir Graveheart X-x_iKemo_x-X stare I'm sooooo bored. Fenny, post already! scream I don't want meh memories back! I need Aveline's tough nature for when I subclass to Paladin. :3 kemo-san-sama-chan....kun. I am in sensei-mode now. Choose your words carefully for now you are in my dojo of PAIN!p.s. take off your shoestramples around in her sneakers 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:54 pm
Fenrir Graveheart X-x_iKemo_x-X stare I'm sooooo bored. Fenny, post already! scream I don't want meh memories back! I need Aveline's tough nature for when I subclass to Paladin. :3 kemo-san-sama-chan....kun. I am in sensei-mode now. Choose your words carefully for now you are in my dojo of PAIN!p.s. take off your shoes I must have gone to some parallel universe where you think you have power over me. Do you really wish to suffer a painful death, you sorry excuse for a sensei?! 
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:57 pm
Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart *runs in and punches through muffin's stomach* I AM A MAN! scream [uses the power of the uterus to deflect the blow] so? Allow me to explain. I am a master of internet fighting memes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qcXjMQyWk *strokes chin* Hmm...indeed your uterus must truly be powerful. Perhaps there is some talent lurking in those loins... Tell me snuff. Would you like to learn how to kick a** from me? explain yourself naive! With your talent and my internet fighting expertise, I can teach you how to make people respect your vajayjay. When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, and only I can give you largest, firmest lemons you've ever held! *crosses arms over chest of emotionless seriousness* Are you ready to begin, muffin-san? stare i'm.....i'm scared [and 9/10 out of ten, when life gives you lemons, you probably just found some lemons] *smacks snuff upside the head with a stick* RESPECT THE LEMONS! scream Now, we shall begin. stare The first rule of war is "know thine enemy" and know this! Getting hit in the balls hurts. They are the universal weakness of all men, and through those balls lies VICTORY!. In a battle the lemons of your enemy become your lemons. AND WHAT DO WE DO WITH LEMONS SNUFF-SAN!?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:02 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:09 am
*smacks upside the head with stick* We make lemonade snuff-san. We make lemonade from lemons...get with the metaphor. stare But indirectly yes that is what you should do! Make your lemonade! Smash those lemons! Unleash the fruit blender within and liquify those lemons until your opponent cries out for mercy only to later weep at the funeral of the children he shall never have! Now I know what you're thinking snuff-san. What if your opponent is a woman? Well lucky for us both while a woman may not have lemons they do have pussies. *cracks sticks against the floor* WHAT IS THE KEY TO EVOLUTION SNUFF-SAN!? HOW DO WE SURVIVE!?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:10 am
Fenrir Graveheart *smacks upside the head with stick* We make lemonade snuff-san. We make lemonade from lemons...get with the metaphor. stare But indirectly yes that is what you should do! Make your lemonade! Smash those lemons! Unleash the fruit blender within and liquify those lemons until your opponent cries out for mercy only to later weep at the funeral of the children he shall never have! Now I know what you're thinking snuff-san. What if your opponent is a woman? Well lucky for us both while a woman may not have lemons they do have pussies. *cracks sticks against the floor* WHAT IS THE KEY TO EVOLUTION SNUFF-SAN!? HOW DO WE SURVIVE!?you have successfully ruined lemonade for me.... isnt the key to survival reproduction?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:25 am
Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart *smacks upside the head with stick* We make lemonade snuff-san. We make lemonade from lemons...get with the metaphor. stare But indirectly yes that is what you should do! Make your lemonade! Smash those lemons! Unleash the fruit blender within and liquify those lemons until your opponent cries out for mercy only to later weep at the funeral of the children he shall never have! Now I know what you're thinking snuff-san. What if your opponent is a woman? Well lucky for us both while a woman may not have lemons they do have pussies. *cracks sticks against the floor* WHAT IS THE KEY TO EVOLUTION SNUFF-SAN!? HOW DO WE SURVIVE!?you have successfully ruined lemonade for me.... isnt the key to survival reproduction? *smacks upside the head with the stick* We adapt snuff. When faced with new challenges we must adapt to take on the task at the hand, and right now the task we must firmly put a hand on is the p***y. I know what you're scared snuff-san! It is alright! The p***y is not a creature we may understand as well as lemons, and it has intimidated many men into a fearful isolation. BUT WE NOT THOSE LIMP-DICKED VIRGINS! scream Do not fear! The p***y can be broken, given enough force! And with that force we are not afraid! With thick, hard, iron will we will adapt to take on the p***y! But we cannot do this as humans, for we know only of how to make lemonade from lemons. So we shall adapt to turn into a predator of the p***y! We will become that which the p***y itself fears! Snuff-san, we...shall become DOGS! scream All pussies fear dogs, because they are excellent at fetching p***y. We must unleash that feral beast within and tackle that same p***y with full force! NOW snuff-san, show me your adaptability. Unleash the beast and FETCH!*points at kemo* TAKE THAT p***y OUT! FLAUNT THAT TALENT AND TAKE. IT. OUT!
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:34 am
Fenrir Graveheart Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart *smacks upside the head with stick* We make lemonade snuff-san. We make lemonade from lemons...get with the metaphor. stare But indirectly yes that is what you should do! Make your lemonade! Smash those lemons! Unleash the fruit blender within and liquify those lemons until your opponent cries out for mercy only to later weep at the funeral of the children he shall never have! Now I know what you're thinking snuff-san. What if your opponent is a woman? Well lucky for us both while a woman may not have lemons they do have pussies. *cracks sticks against the floor* WHAT IS THE KEY TO EVOLUTION SNUFF-SAN!? HOW DO WE SURVIVE!?you have successfully ruined lemonade for me.... isnt the key to survival reproduction? *smacks upside the head with the stick* We adapt snuff. When faced with new challenges we must adapt to take on the task at the hand, and right now the task we must firmly put a hand on is the p***y. I know what you're scared snuff-san! It is alright! The p***y is not a creature we may understand as well as lemons, and it has intimidated many men into a fearful isolation. BUT WE NOT THOSE LIMP-DICKED VIRGINS! scream Do not fear! The p***y can be broken, given enough force! And with that force we are not afraid! With thick, hard, iron will we will adapt to take on the p***y! But we cannot do this as humans, for we know only of how to make lemonade from lemons. So we shall adapt to turn into a predator of the p***y! We will become that which the p***y itself fears! Snuff-san, we...shall become DOGS! scream All pussies fear dogs, because they are excellent at fetching p***y. We must unleash that feral beast within and tackle that same p***y with full force! NOW snuff-san, show me your adaptability. Unleash the beast and FETCH!*points at kemo* TAKE THAT p***y OUT! FLAUNT THAT TALENT AND TAKE. IT. OUT! In your rash minded haste, you forgot to notice the fact that we stick together!. Like the old addage goes, "Birds of a feather, will flock together".....thus, I am eternally connected to the p***y in a sisterly bond. FOOL! you mistake my fear for weakness. You believe we fear the hound, but there is something you dont comprehend. FOOL!, the hound may seek, but what he finds will eventually overtake his mind, and control him! FOOL! you may try to escape this fate, but it is all the same. The hound must not simply hunt to survive! He must have a respect for the p***y, or it will consume his very soul!
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:44 am
Snuff that Muffin FOOL! In your rash minded haste, you forgot to notice the fact that we stick together!. Like the old addage goes, "Birds of a feather, will flock together".....thus, I am eternally connected to the p***y in a sisterly bond. FOOL! you mistake my fear for weakness. You believe we fear the hound, but there is something you dont comprehend. FOOL!, the hound may seek, but what he finds will eventually overtake his mind, and control him! FOOL! you may try to escape this fate, but it is all the same. The hound must not simply hunt to survive! He must have a respect for the p***y, or it will consume his very soul! You think you can lecture the master? You bring shame to my dojo of PAIN!*throws pokeball and Makoto pops out* Teach her to respect lemon-fu! Teach her how to count to ten in japanese! scream * Makoto unleashes her unbeatable fury on you*
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:48 am
Fenrir Graveheart Snuff that Muffin FOOL! In your rash minded haste, you forgot to notice the fact that we stick together!. Like the old addage goes, "Birds of a feather, will flock together".....thus, I am eternally connected to the p***y in a sisterly bond. FOOL! you mistake my fear for weakness. You believe we fear the hound, but there is something you dont comprehend. FOOL!, the hound may seek, but what he finds will eventually overtake his mind, and control him! FOOL! you may try to escape this fate, but it is all the same. The hound must not simply hunt to survive! He must have a respect for the p***y, or it will consume his very soul! You think you can lecture the master? You bring shame to my dojo of PAIN!*throws pokeball and Makoto pops out* Teach her to respect lemon-fu! Teach her how to count to ten in japanese! scream * Makoto unleashes her unbeatable fury on you* For I am currently wondering, why should I allow you to teach me?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:53 am
Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart Snuff that Muffin FOOL! In your rash minded haste, you forgot to notice the fact that we stick together!. Like the old addage goes, "Birds of a feather, will flock together".....thus, I am eternally connected to the p***y in a sisterly bond. FOOL! you mistake my fear for weakness. You believe we fear the hound, but there is something you dont comprehend. FOOL!, the hound may seek, but what he finds will eventually overtake his mind, and control him! FOOL! you may try to escape this fate, but it is all the same. The hound must not simply hunt to survive! He must have a respect for the p***y, or it will consume his very soul! You think you can lecture the master? You bring shame to my dojo of PAIN!*throws pokeball and Makoto pops out* Teach her to respect lemon-fu! Teach her how to count to ten in japanese! scream * Makoto unleashes her unbeatable fury on you* For I am currently wondering, why should I allow you to teach me? I was thinking the same thing. stare Lets just skip the nonsense and watch tv. *lays out on couch and turns tv on* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7txaMqD2Xs
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:34 am
Holy s**t I found a goldmine of hilarious animation. Point for me. whee
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:20 am
Snuff! You still here snuff? >.> <.<
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:26 am
Fenrir Graveheart Snuff! You still here snuff? >.> <.< ya
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:29 am
burning_eyes Snuff that Muffin Fenrir Graveheart Snuff! You still here snuff? >.> <.< ya holy s**t I'm so wasted snuff. Like...sooooooooooo wasted right now. PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! XD XDXD XDX DXXDSSSSSSSSSSSSSA
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