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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:30 pm

Palmer-" I'm on a diet."

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:26 pm

sango119

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cloud:*walks up to seporoth and kneels on 1 knee takes out a ring* seporoth will you marry me and thank you for killing aeris i was going to kill her myself once i left the temple of the ancents. stressed
barret:i feel ptetty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and gaaaaayyyyyyyy i heart love heart you all come on group hug. stressed
Aeris:EVERY ONE ON THE ******** GROUND NOW OR ILL BEAT THE ******** s**t OUT OF YOU NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR ******** MATERIA scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok did u watch a funny inuyasha clip cuz the "i feel pretty" thing is what inuyasha said in the clip^^ lol

that i feel pretty song is origonaly from the play west side story....
everyone gets it confused with other places and movies sweatdrop

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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:35 pm

Cloud: I am not Final Fantasy's Goku in my movie.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:43 pm

Sephiroth (when he falls down the column after Cloud pushes him): MOMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS stmcutie is HOTT!!!!

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:27 am

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cloud:*walks up to seporoth and kneels on 1 knee takes out a ring* seporoth will you marry me and thank you for killing aeris i was going to kill her myself once i left the temple of the ancents. stressed
barret:i feel ptetty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and gaaaaayyyyyyyy i heart love heart you all come on group hug. stressed
Aeris:EVERY ONE ON THE ******** GROUND NOW OR ILL BEAT THE ******** s**t OUT OF YOU NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR ******** MATERIA scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok did u watch a funny inuyasha clip cuz the "i feel pretty" thing is what inuyasha said in the clip^^ lol

that i feel pretty song is origonaly from the play west side story....
everyone gets it confused with other places and movies sweatdrop

Damn, beaten to it. sweatdrop

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:32 am

Sephiroth: *sings* There's a guy named Fred and he's got a pair of slacks. Ooooooooooooooooh Fred's got slacks!

Cloud:... eek

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:27 am

Sen Akumu

*Tifa and Aeris are having a cat fight over Cloud, on a volcano*

Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*

Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*

Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*

Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*

Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*

Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*

Aeris: Great Gospel!!!

Tifa: *casts stop and slow on Aeris*

Aeris: *stopped and slowed*

*Great Gospel runs out*

Tifa: Final Heaven!!!! *blows Aeris away and while she's flying she accidentally knocks Cloud into the lava, while somehow cutting him into pieces with her staff*

Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Tifa: Screw it, I'm going with Vinny

*a month later*

Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, guess what? I picked up every single scorched piece of Cloud and put them all into this bucket!

Tifa: You did what? You're sick dude

Cait Sith: Now watch! *casts life in the bucket*

Cloud: *Since the pieces left of him aren't completely whole, he begins dying again with unendurable pain* OH MY GOD!!!! THIS PAIN IS UNENDURABLE!!!! DAMN YOU, WHO BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!! *dies again*

Cait Sith: So will you sleep with me now?

Tifa: You twisted, twisted thing...

Cait Sith: Yeah...Well sweatdrop ...Um...Will you sleep with me then!? surprised

Tifa: You sad little desparate stuffed animal stare

Cait Sith: crying

Tifa: DAH, Don't cry! gonk Okay, okay...I'll sleep with you 4laugh

Cait Sith: biggrin

*Cloud comes back to life*

Cloud: Ugh...where the f*ck am I? xp

*In Tifa's room*

Tifa: *Laying in bed half awake* I cannot believe I'm doing this...

Cait Sith: You asleep yet? heart

Tifa: You really want to make love huh? stare

Cait Sith: HECK YEAH! biggrin

Tifa: NO! eek

Cait Sith: crying

Tifa: ...Damn it stare

*Cloud comes into the house*

Cloud: Tifa, I'm home! *Goes upstairs*

Cait Sith: See ya virginity heart

Cloud: *Opens the door to her room and sees them on the bed* eek

Tifa: *Has an orgasm and then looks at Cloud* Sh*t... stare

Cait Sith: stare

Cloud: eek

Tifa: Cloud, look... redface

Cloud: eek

Vincent: *Walks in* Hey, what's going on? *Notices them* eek

Tifa: Cloud, look, I'm sorry...

Cloud: *Goes back downstairs with Vincent totally freaked out then pulls out his PHS* Hey Yuffie, so...

Cait Sith: *To Tifa* Put your bra back on... stare

Tifa: Right. sweatdrop

TO BE CONTINUED: What will come of Cloud's phone call to Yuffie?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:24 am

ShadowLord99

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*Tifa and Aeris are having a cat fight over Cloud, on a volcano*

Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*

Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*

Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*

Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*

Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*

Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*

Aeris: Great Gospel!!!

Tifa: *casts stop and slow on Aeris*

Aeris: *stopped and slowed*

*Great Gospel runs out*

Tifa: Final Heaven!!!! *blows Aeris away and while she's flying she accidentally knocks Cloud into the lava, while somehow cutting him into pieces with her staff*

Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Tifa: Screw it, I'm going with Vinny

*a month later*

Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, guess what? I picked up every single scorched piece of Cloud and put them all into this bucket!

Tifa: You did what? You're sick dude

Cait Sith: Now watch! *casts life in the bucket*

Cloud: *Since the pieces left of him aren't completely whole, he begins dying again with unendurable pain* OH MY GOD!!!! THIS PAIN IS UNENDURABLE!!!! DAMN YOU, WHO BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!! *dies again*

Cait Sith: So will you sleep with me now?

Tifa: You twisted, twisted thing...

Cait Sith: Yeah...Well sweatdrop ...Um...Will you sleep with me then!? surprised

Tifa: You sad little desparate stuffed animal stare

Cait Sith: crying

Tifa: DAH, Don't cry! gonk Okay, okay...I'll sleep with you 4laugh

Cait Sith: biggrin

*Cloud comes back to life*

Cloud: Ugh...where the f*ck am I? xp

*In Tifa's room*

Tifa: *Laying in bed half awake* I cannot believe I'm doing this...

Cait Sith: You asleep yet? heart

Tifa: You really want to make love huh? stare

Cait Sith: HECK YEAH! biggrin

Tifa: NO! eek

Cait Sith: crying

Tifa: ...Damn it stare

*Cloud comes into the house*

Cloud: Tifa, I'm home! *Goes upstairs*

Cait Sith: See ya virginity heart

Cloud: *Opens the door to her room and sees them on the bed* eek

Tifa: *Has an orgasm and then looks at Cloud* Sh*t... stare

Cait Sith: stare

Cloud: eek

Tifa: Cloud, look... redface

Cloud: eek

Vincent: *Walks in* Hey, what's going on? *Notices them* eek

Tifa: Cloud, look, I'm sorry...

Cloud: *Goes back downstairs with Vincent totally freaked out then pulls out his PHS* Hey Yuffie, so...

Cait Sith: *To Tifa* Put your bra back on... stare

Tifa: Right. sweatdrop

TO BE CONTINUED: What will come of Cloud's phone call to Yuffie?

Cloud: So... YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Yuffie: *from the PHS* No way! You can't tell me Tifa slept with Cait Sith!!

Cloud: Yeah she did! And I have myself and Vincent as witnesses

Yuffie: Oh all right... I'll give you your damn money after I'm done humping my father *hangs up*

*Back in Tifa's room*

Tifa: I can't find my bra...

Red XIII: *hiding under the bed* That's because you don't have one...

Tifa: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE RED!?!??!?

Red XIII: I spy on people having sex

Tifa: WHAT? YOU'RE SICK!

Red XIII: When I found out that you were gonna do it with Cait Sith I tried to get out of here but Cait Sith's kinda crushing me with his weight

Tifa: Serves you right! *walks out of the room still naked*

Vincent: *oogles at Tifa*

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:19 pm

or....y didnt cloud use pheonix down or life2????

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:59 pm

Cloud: Cummon Sephiroth! Lets go!

Sephiroth: Sorry, I'm a pacifist. I don't like to fight.

Tifa: Pacifist, you mean that thing babies suck on?

Cloud: No, thats a *****: ....I think you mean pacifier...

Cloud: Oh....dude, I was thinking of something completely different.

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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:00 am

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Cloud: Cummon Sephiroth! Lets go!

Sephiroth: Sorry, I'm a pacifist. I don't like to fight.

Tifa: Pacifist, you mean that thing babies suck on?

Cloud: No, thats a *****: ....I think you mean pacifier...

Cloud: Oh....dude, I was thinking of something completely different.

eek omg dude thats hella funny!!!! >.< xd

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:23 am

Constantine Wolf

Cloud: Cummon Sephiroth! Lets go!

Sephiroth: Sorry, I'm a pacifist. I don't like to fight.

Tifa: Pacifist, you mean that thing babies suck on?

Cloud: No, thats a *****: ....I think you mean pacifier...

Cloud: Oh....dude, I was thinking of something completely different.

lol

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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:39 am

Barret: I hear that no one has ever seen Rufus bleed or cry.

Cloud: Bring him on! mad

Rufus: Hello everyone *jumps off of the helicopter and is mortally wounded* GOD! I"M BLEEDING! surprised

Barret: Ok, well no one has seen him cry yet. sweatdrop

Cloud:...

Rufus: Ouchies hurt Rufus real bad! cry

Barret: Um...okay..well he certainly has yet to...um...er...steal my gun hand *looks down at gun hand* HEY! WHERE THE HELL IS MA DAMN GUNHAND!?!? scream