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 Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:01 pm
inuyashafreakacn cloud:*walks up to seporoth and kneels on 1 knee takes out a ring* seporoth will you marry me and thank you for killing aeris i was going to kill her myself once i left the temple of the ancents. stressed barret:i feel ptetty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and gaaaaayyyyyyyy i heart love heart you all come on group hug. stressed Aeris: EVERY ONE ON THE ******** GROUND NOW OR ILL BEAT THE ******** s**t OUT OF YOU NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR ******** MATERIA scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok did u watch a funny inuyasha clip cuz the "i feel pretty" thing is what inuyasha said in the clip^^ lol
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:57 am
Yuffie: I like being with Cait Sith^_^ It's fun watching his stuffing come out when I poke him with my shuriken heart
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Barret: eeh... Wats up doc?
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Cid: Where's my Zippo? Where are you Zippo? I MISS YOU ZIPPO!!!! gonk
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Aeris*praying*: Please don't let me die, please don't let me die....
*sephiroth comes down*
HA!!! YOU MISSED!!! *lookes down* AAAA!!! I'm Bleeeeeeding!! Tifa! get me a tampon... I'm a week ahead!!>_< *falls down*...
Tifa:.... Do I still need to get it?
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Sephiroth: Do I really have to kill aeris? But she's soooo nice!!! we Both went shopping and she bought me this CUTE black coat!! KAWAII!!!! heart
Tseng:... O_o.. OMFG!! IT IS CUTE!!!
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*Every one's quiet...*
Vincent: LET'S BOOGIE!! WOW!!! *sings Willy Wonka song....*
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Cloud*teaching some kids*:...Ok. Now we've mastered all techniues with the sword.... But this is th final move you won't be graded on.. and you don't need to do unless you HAVE to. Ok.. Watch carefully... I know it's my first time teaching, but I can only do this once... This move is called "suicide." *slices himself in half*
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:56 am
CID:.....dude....wheres my bronco?
CLOUD:..hehe wheres your bronco dude
CID:ahah DUDE shut up the broncos gone
CLOUD:your broncos gone dude hahaha
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CID: *looks at CLOUDS back* DUUUDE YOU GOT A TATOO
CLOUD: SWEET WHATS IT SAY???
CID: "I F**KED"
CLOUD:*looks at CIDS back* DUUUDE YOU GOT A TATOO
CID:SWEET WHATS IT SAY???
CLOUD: "RED 13"
CID: "I F**KED"
CLOUD: "RED 13"
CLOUD/CID: I F**KED RED 13! HAHAHAHAHHAHhahaheheh...........
*12 years later*
CLOUD:that must mean we...
CID: WAIT....."I F**KED"-"RED 13"
CLOUD:dude........
CLOUD/CID: WE F**KED RED 13 , YEAH WE FINALLY CRACKED IT AWW YEAH AHH yeah....
CID:dude....
CLOUD:i know....
....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG S**T S**T AHHHHH
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CLOUD: uhh yeah um can i have 3 pheonix downs ermm and how about 37 hi-potions
GUY:and then....
CID surprised hh i need 14 soft's
TIFA:hey i need CURE
*cloud and cid look at tifa*
TIFA:hey its that season you know uhh hehe the rivers running....you know uh mosses came to town......if its a dirt road drive up it?.......IF ITS A RED SUNSET GOTO BED!!!! AHH GOD IM ON MY PERIOD!!
CLOUD/CID:..say it dont spray it
GUY:and then...
CLOUD: uhh thats it
GUY: and then.....
CLOUD:uh hehe you could put it in a nice chest cuz im done ordering!
GUY:....annnnnnnnnnnnnd theeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn
CLOUD: uh hehe YOUR REALLY STARTING TO CAST FURY ON ME GUY!!
GUY:............
CLOUD: *sigh's*
GUY:..AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:05 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:07 am
Sephiroth: So, Aeris is dead. But I have some good news.
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:15 am
Vincent: I HATE THIS GUN!! ::grabs Cloud's Buster:: Much Better 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:15 am
these are all so funny rofl mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:23 am
Spikes128 Sephiroth: Okay, now I've got to put these damn arguments to rest. YES, IT IS A MULLET. AND I LIKE IT. why do people think that when a guy has long hair they always say its a mullet if a girl had the same hair style has Sephiroth no one would say it was a mullet confused ^^"
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:38 pm
Aeris: Environmentalism is totally overrated.
[Edit] How could I forget my broken .gif in my sig? It used to go:
Cloud: Sephiroth! You burned down my hometown!
Sephiroth: It's okay. I had Subway.
If anybody can find it again I'd appreciate it crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:51 pm
-Lucrecia- Vincet..you have a tiny p***s thats why I left you for that other guy.
-Aeris to cloud- Im not sure if I want to go on that date with you...I think you have a big sword because your compensating for something.
-RedXIII to Tifa- For you I can be Tri Sexual.
-Tifa to Cloud- TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF NOW!!!
-Sephiroth to Cloud- Eh...your right ******** mom im a big boy now.
-Cloud- Do I look fat in this dress?
-Tifa- Yea they are fake!
-Yuffie- I steal materia for kinky sex with cloud 3nodding
-Barret- Sorry Marlene. I want to kill you though. Its how it works. I love you goodbye. (bang bang bang)
-cait sith- What? Yea I am a f**...So what its national coming out of the closet day! *Jumps from a closet onto clouds back*
-Aeris- Cloud I do more then kiss on the first date.
-cloud- Tifa when we were kids I remember playing Doctor. I was the doctor and you were the patient. Come to think of it..now I want to be a gynocologist....
-Hojo- You all know Im a pimp. What? Science Who cares I have my Bit**es.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:24 am
*The scene where Aeris dies*
Cloud: "Ugh, what are you making me do!?"
*Aeris opens her eyes and smiles at Cloud*
Cloud: rolleyes confused
Aeris: SEPHIROTH!! scream
Sephiroth: *In the bathroom in front of a urinal* Hold on, coming!
*Nobuo accidentally plays "When Angels Deserve To Die" by System of a Down*
Sephiroth: WHOO! *pulls up his pants* I LOVE this song! 3nodding
Cloud: wtf...? confused
*Barret and Cait Sith are dancing together*
Sephiroth: *singing as he comes down to stab Aeris* WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!! blaugh
*Big a** sword stab, w00t!*
Barret: Oh... xp
Cid: Forget her! wink
Seph: WHAT NOW!? stressed *rips the sword outta her really fast*
Cait Sith: *Comes up and writes "Fatality" on the floor with her blood* Heh heh heh... twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:50 am
*Everyone is making prank phone calls*
Cloud: Shh, watch this wink *Dialing*
*RING* *RING*
Billie Joe: Yello?
Cloud, Cid and Seph: I WALK THIS EMPTY STREET, ON THE-- *hangs up*
Cait Sith: Let me try! *Dials*
*RING* *RING*
Some random guy: Hello?
Cait Sith: Is your fridge running? You'd better go catch it! *hangs up* HAHAHAHAHA!! rofl
Sephiroth: I've got a really good one *Dials*
*RING* *RING*
Nomura: Hello, this is Square Enix headquarters, Tetsuya Nomura speaking, how may I help you? *Speaking in a Japanese accent*
Sephiroth: RELEASE ADVENT CHILDREN, DAMN YOU!! scream *hangs up*
Aeris: My turn! *Dials*
*RING* *RING*
Some random guy: Body shop, our wrecked cars are the best in the world, Terry speaking.
Aeris: Terry? Hi what's up man it's Aeris! xd
Terry: AERIS! What's up girl!? xd
Cloud: *Hangs up the phone*
Cloud: Alright guys, last one! *Dials*
Aeris: I WAS ON THE PHONE!! scream
*RING* *RING*
ShadowLord: Hello?
Cloud: Do you like mayo?
ShadowLord: Uh...Sure.
Cloud: *hangs up*
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:39 pm
*Tifa and Aeris are having a cat fight over Cloud, on a volcano*
Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*
Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*
Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*
Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*
Tifa: DIE!!!!! *slaps*
Aeris: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *slaps back*
Aeris: Great Gospel!!!
Tifa: *casts stop and slow on Aeris*
Aeris: *stopped and slowed*
*Great Gospel runs out*
Tifa: Final Heaven!!!! *blows Aeris away and while she's flying she accidentally knocks Cloud into the lava, while somehow cutting him into pieces with her staff*
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Tifa: Screw it, I'm going with Vinny
*a month later*
Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, guess what? I picked up every single scorched piece of Cloud and put them all into this bucket!
Tifa: You did what? You're sick dude
Cait Sith: Now watch! *casts life in the bucket*
Cloud: *Since the pieces left of him aren't completely whole, he begins dying again with unendurable pain* OH MY GOD!!!! THIS PAIN IS UNENDURABLE!!!! DAMN YOU, WHO BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!! *dies again*
Cait Sith: So will you sleep with me now?
Tifa: You twisted, twisted thing...
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:38 pm
--one by me--
Tifa: You can have cloud *pushes cloud towards aerith*
Aerith:No! I want Rude *pushes cloud to the side*
Cloud: >_o
Rude:B-but I like...reno!
Reno:...really?
Rude: ya, no joke
Reno:hmm...I always new we'd make the cutest yaoi couple!
Lets elope!
*rude takes off his shades and they run off*
Cloud Tifa Aerith: 0.o
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