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It looks like my humor once again slaps me in the balls.

Fine, 12,000 gil a week, for healing only, that's it. No other requirements.

Flayer, I think you'll be good. Unless a human can bite your arm off, because no one will know any different when they revive him.

Yeah. It's sort of assumed that people don't find the mass graveyard of the dragons, because that would be a ridiculous shitton of dragon bones and scales.

Generally, it's assumed that unless a dragon is slain by people or another dragon, it will just fly off at the end of its time and die. I think they eat their treasure beforehand, though. Additionally, few dragons will outright kill one another. Like animals they have their own sense of territory and understanding, so its not uncommon for them to simply fight to assert dominance and dictate the terms of their coexistence.

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Dressing provocatively, yes. We're rolling out a new line of uniforms to appeal to the new generations. Sex sells and all that. Not that we want to prostitute you or anything, but what God wants God gets.

...and God wants you to honor the flawlessness of his artful creation by showcasing your body, completely shameless and nude.

And quite possibly in a tantalizing pose.

Oh, ok.
No problems, then.
^_^

Sey, I've been using my dragon in tournaments like this s**t for three years. xD But I have noticed an increased amount of them running around, too.

Also, if you're referring to the god who resurrected Vince, I think it was one of the gods from the forgotten realms. Can't recall which one, right off hand.

But yeaaaah, Vince is gonna just disappear pretty soon after one of these events and never be seen again.

Unless Vin explicitly tells me otherwise, this is how I'm planning on grading.

Spelling/Grammar
HEIL GRAMMAR HITLER. But, seriously, in order to get at least a two from me on this, you must do the following: use periods and/or exclamation marks at the end of the sentence, capitalize proper nouns, put spaces after punctuation marks, and not use "of" as a verb. As in, "he would of". How do you "of"? The word is HAVE, ********. This is grade school s**t, and if you ******** it up then that's your own fault.

Three? Don't abuse the apostrophe. It's my favorite punctuation mark and if you rape it, then I'm going to take it out on your score. Don't make the "it's/its" fail, don't "there/they're/their" fail, etc.
Read this.

Four? Don't make any of these mistakes.

Five? Don't ******** up at all. Very few of you will get 5's from me on this. Sucks to be you.

Conciseness/ Writing Ability

Most of you can expect a three to a five on this - I'd expect around 80% of you will get 5's, since we all know how to write. I'm going to be flexible when it comes to GRAPPLE since that's automatically a ********. If I get confused about what your character is doing once (outside of GRAPPLE since that's always confusing) and it's not a minor detail, you're getting a 4; three times, a 3. Same for language - if your descriptiveness takes away from the flow of a fight, or resembles the writing of PaoPao more than Noire's does, I'm gonna dock you. If you use one-liners, I'm docking you, too.

Roleplaying

I'm looking for your character's "voice" and for realism, here. If I don't get a sense of knowing your character better after seeing your fight, you are not going to do well on this. If you're charging in balls-out and then stop on a dime, you're not going to do well on this. I don't think I even need to explain this, and I'd put most people at 3-4. It's easier to get a 5 from me on this than it is for spelling and grammar.

Creativity/Strategy
More, creativity than strategy, but if you win you're getting at least a three on this. I don't think I really need to explain this any further.

Control of the Fight

If you win, you will not get less than a three. Again, I don't think I need to explain this, it's part of every last tournament ever. Are you acting in response to someone, or are you reacting to them?

I'll rp your resurrection this evening after work.