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 Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:41 pm
I require a dozen muffins, a case of some kind of soda (San Pellegrino will do if you're one of those coffee shops who do not carry soda), and a large triple hazelnut soy dry cappuccino.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:51 pm
No can do on the soda.
*puts together a box of muffins and gets the cappuccino*
That would be $30.49.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:02 pm
*a man walks in a delivers a stack of tabloids*
I wish we didn't carry these.
*headline reads "TONET spotted canoodling in Asgard? Thor says "Nay Verily!"*
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:03 pm
I'll take one of those as well. Just tell me you have change for a Benjamin.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:08 pm
*tosses in an edition of the Weekly Kapow Mirror with TONET on the cover*
$31.56
*makes change for one hundred*
Thanks...come again.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:10 pm
*Disappears in a puff of smoke.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:20 pm
*opens a shipment of new books*
What the hell is Repulsor Love?
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:27 pm
I've heard of it. It's supposed to be a really raunchy IronCap epic odyssey romance, it was banned in two states for unnatural use of a repulsor ray and the Church of Jesus of Laterday Christs Brotherhood burned them for too many depictions of manly heaving bossoms in grip of passion.
Or so I've heard. I haven't read it.
....well not all of it. Mostly.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:30 pm
Bu...but who ordered this!? gonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:33 pm
Why does it come with a CD?
*puts on the CD and hits play*
I've been flyin'all night, my hand's wet in my gloves
Looking for a living legend to give some love...
Steve calls and says I need you here
And I'm half past Mach 4 and very near
When he's lonely and the longing gets too much
He sends a Quinjet comin' in from above
We don't need no Bucky at all
We've got a thing that's called repulsor love
We've got a blast in the air, repulsor love
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:35 pm
Chris Powell Bu...but who ordered this!? gonk *Coughs.* Me.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:40 pm
*CD continues*
My helmet's playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming on Strong"
His shield has got me hyponotized
And I can't stop staring into Cap's eyes
When I get lonely, and the bottle is not enough
He sends his comfort, comin' in from above
Don't need no Bucky at all
We've got a thing that's called repulsor love
We’ve got a blast in the sky, repulsor love
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:47 pm
Just give me the damn book.
scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:47 pm
Oh! I haven't been able to get the soundtrack, it's only available in Canada!
*yoink*
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