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 Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:58 am
The one time I stick around for the GTB I get stuck with a no show.
Karma's a b***h. Too bad I can't ******** her.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:04 am
Daeva: Will do! xd
I hope he'll post more than once a day. Or else it's gonna come down to the judges scoring us based on the quality of our introductory posts. ._.;
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:04 am
I hate this ******** assignment.
Mostly because it involves "get an interview with someone who has your dream job", so basically, my choices are "college instructor" and "world's sexiest billionaire." I have no idea who that would be, so, college instructor it is.
Unfortunately, it can't be any of the teachers I actually know, and the ones with summer classes who teach the relevant subjects are like "Normally, I would, but this is summer so I don't care lol".
Oh and the first part is due tomorrow. *raeg*
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:05 am
Half-tempted to have Omi start muttering gibberish in a low tone just to really weird people out at this point.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:06 am
Rhoslyn Vernal I hate this ******** assignment.
Mostly because it involves "get an interview with someone who has your dream job", so basically, my choices are "college instructor" and "world's sexiest billionaire." I have no idea who that would be, so, college instructor it is.
So I used my roleplaying experience.
Do the same.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:07 am
Rhoslyn Vernal I hate this ******** assignment.
Mostly because it involves "get an interview with someone who has your dream job", so basically, my choices are "college instructor" and "world's sexiest billionaire." I have no idea who that would be, so, college instructor it is.
Unfortunately, it can't be any of the teachers I actually know, and the ones with summer classes who teach the relevant subjects are like "Normally, I would, but this is summer so I don't care lol".
Oh and the first part is due tomorrow. *raeg* You could attempt to interview Robert Downy Jr. He plays Tony Stark yah know that prob the closest person to the Billionaire ur loooking for besides what you hope to be...
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Lothnia Of The Raven Host
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:08 am
Damn Haelstrom beat me to saying that.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:08 am
Rhoslyn Vernal I hate this ******** assignment.
Mostly because it involves "get an interview with someone who has your dream job", so basically, my choices are "college instructor" and "world's sexiest billionaire." I have no idea who that would be, so, college instructor it is.
Unfortunately, it can't be any of the teachers I actually know, and the ones with summer classes who teach the relevant subjects are like "Normally, I would, but this is summer so I don't care lol".
Oh and the first part is due tomorrow. *raeg* So, lie about your dreamjob and say you wanna be a garbage-man. Then when they come to pick up your trash, hide in the trash can. When he opens the lid, pop out and be like: "OMG I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP! PLEASE LET ME INTERVIEW YOU!" Then you can chase him down the street as he flees in terror from the garbage monster he's been secretly harboring a fear for since he was a young boy, and subconsciously took on the garbage man profession as a way to face his fears.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:08 am
Not... really. Most of those sadist pleasures are linked to things sexually. Since KB can't get off and doesn't have any biological compulsions/reasons to become unhinged...
Which is what makes him a lot different from all those faggy vampires. They're all worried about living forever and enjoying their vices, while KB is more about being a force of nature and trying to maintain some control until the day either he dies ( for good ) or everything ends.
That is to say, he's a man who looks at things around him as means to ends. He wouldn't torture someone for no good reason, like, unless it was a form of punishment or to glean knowledge from them. Torturing someone for one's own sick pleasure is... just a pathetic masturbatory practice.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:12 am
So, it is what you get for being a vampire, technically. Just not a faggy one. It's less of a derogatory punishment for being undead and more of a beneficial personality quirk.
If you weren't a vampire, that is to say, then we'd be having a different discussion.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:13 am
@Hael: My professor is decidedly vigilant about the whole "outright making s**t up" thing; she spent an hour telling stories about how people succeeded and how they epic-mass-failed. Like one guy got George ******** Lucas in one of her classes. And some other dude just made s**t up, and she pretty much said "Yeah, no, this is bullshit" and told the dean "If this guy graduates, I quit." And since she's like... one of 3500-ish female full-tenured professors in the country.... yeah. So I really don't want to do that.
@Mino: But I don't want to be an actor! Also, if I were to interview a sexy hunk of man-meat, the only one I'd interview would be Johnny Depp. And I can't guarantee I wouldn't try to get into his pants, either. >> Everyone is gay for Johnny Depp, even lesbians.
@Flayer: rofl
EDIT: *edits posts so they're not Size 7*
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:14 am
KB Sounds much like Angel from Buffy.
How sad, you can't find decent bad a** vampires these days. Ones that actually have no care for humanity and strive to cause ruin and damnation as it is a gift, or better yet ones that strive for an order within a society which not only upholds vampuric laws can and will kill anyone that is a threat to its foundations. All you see these days are prissy vampires who fall in love, feel the need to do good deeds in order for redemption.
A commonality in Gaia.
**Edited for sheer tiredness kicking in.
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Lothnia Of The Raven Host
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:18 am
Quote: Damn Haelstrom beat me to saying that. Rhoslyn Vernal @Hael: My professor is decidedly vigilant about the whole "outright making s**t up" thing; she spent an hour telling stories about how people succeeded and how they epic-mass-failed. Like one guy got George ******** Lucas in one of her classes. And some other dude just made s**t up, and she pretty much said "Yeah, no, this is bullshit" and told the dean "If this guy graduates, I quit." And since she's like... one of 3500-ish female full-tenured professors in the country.... yeah. So I really don't want to do that.
She's one of those b***h instructors that make you cite letters you're not used to utilizing, that makes you pool from a limited number of image locations because she can't be assed to approve of others, that will make you do 6x the work any other instructor does just to get across one lesson, I MEAN THIS WOMAN WILL ******** EAT YOU AND SPIT YOU OUT, SHE'S WHAT ERTAI CHECKS UNDER THE BED FOR, SHE'S
Alright, perhaps my initial advice was rushed.
The trash-man idea was sound, but with weather conditions, too many variables. Lie and say you want to be a post man, then watch for the mail truck to come by, and run straight up into the standing-man door. Can't do s**t about it, go "C'MON MAN YOU'RE MY HERO" and rush papers in his face.
To top it, you can go to the post office and do the exact same thing. Where as going to the dump might be fruitless in nabbing your trash caper.
To throw her off your back, take pictures of the asshat smiling with you. That'll really put a zinger in it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:19 am
I would have to disagree with such a statement, Rique'.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:20 am
Yes, yes. KB is a bad guy who wants to be a good guy who is secretly a good guy who doesn't know he's a bad guy.
More to the point, he's old enough to appreciate the flickers of mortal life, and holds no illusions that anything will last forever. His very essence demands that everything be reduced to inanimate, inert dust. That being said, it would make absolutely no sense for him to try and form or maintain a lasting empire.
I guess what I mean is only young vampires really care about whether or not they or their kind are at the top of the food chain, and only younger ones yet are prone to indiscriminate violence or debauchery in order to prove something about themselves.
Generally, faggy vampires.
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