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| What army do you have? |
| Space Marines |
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19% |
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| Eldar |
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4% |
[ 10 ] |
| Dark Eldar |
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3% |
[ 7 ] |
| Chaos Space Marines |
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10% |
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| Tau |
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9% |
[ 22 ] |
| Imperial Guard |
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6% |
[ 15 ] |
| Necrons |
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4% |
[ 11 ] |
| Deamon Hunters |
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1% |
[ 4 ] |
| Witch Hunters |
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2% |
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| Tyranids |
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4% |
[ 11 ] |
| Orks |
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2% |
[ 5 ] |
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30% |
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 Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:47 am
I'm going with Paul here, he's obviously doing it so he can watch you undress and shower.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:07 pm
So, I went to the OTHER Disturbed, Skindred, All That Remains show. I'm finally done recovering from the amount of awesome.
I'm not sure if that tour is going to central Illinois. It currently did Ontario Canada(and Quebec) not sure where it's going now.
Broke some kids nose 'cause he shoved me. So I threw the ol' elbow and his nose turned completely sideways on his face and stuck there. I'm in the pit to bounce, and the like not to get pushed around.
x_x The tinnitus is strong in this one.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:36 pm
CLOGS 1 CLOTS 0
BUNGLING Stuart Broad's catastrophic final over of missed chances sealed a catastrophic result for England.
This defeat was embarrassing, terrible and totally unexpected.
Paul Collingwood's team, so confident and so composed in recent weeks, were beaten by Holland in the opening clash of the World Twenty20.
That's Holland, the country of orange shirts, tulips and sexual liberation. And now we can say the country of cricket.
England failed to score enough runs after a century opening stand between Luke Wright and Ravi Bopara - and then bowled and fielded with a panicky ill-discipline that betrayed their standing as international cricketers.
It was the minnows who kept their composure better in the thrilling, nerve-shredding final overs and they deserved their victory by four wickets from the last delivery.
England must beat Pakistan at The Oval tomorrow to have any chance of advancing to the second phase of the competition.
Broad missed three run-out chances in the last over and also spilled a caught and bowled opportunity.
This was the man hit for six sixes in an over by India's Yuvraj Singh in the 2007 World Twenty20 - so it is fair to assume it is not his favourite event.
Broad is usually so self-assured and smart-thinking that his errors were a surprise.
But it would be wrong to heap all the blame on his slender shoulders - after all, he began the final over with Holland needing just seven runs for victory.
England have a nightmare record in global cricket events. They have not won in 15 attempts and are the only major nation not to lift a trophy.
This result suggests that sorry sequence will continue and is not a great omen for the remainder of this Ashes summer.
OK, it is all a bit of a laugh England losing to the Dutch but an early exit by the host nation would remove much of the lustre from this tournament. It would be a sporting disaster.
And what is it about Holland? I remember an England side including the likes of Nasser Hussain and Derek Pringle losing in Amsterdam 20 years ago.
Holland also won when England visited a few years later.
The tangerine army - and there were quite a few Holland supporters among the 23,000 crowd - went apoplectic as Collingwood and his men were left in a state of shock.
Enjoying having the captaincy back now, Colly?
Add Kevin Pietersen's latest injury and a shambles of an opening ceremony - well, it wasn't so much of a shambles as non-existent - and it was a grim day for English cricket.
Everything was going smoothly in the match as Wright and Bopara put on 102 for England's first wicket in 11.2 overs.
But the other batsmen could not sustain the scoring rate and just 73 runs came from the final 10 overs.
The medics think Pietersen's Achilles injury might be linked to a problem in his lower back. This is a concern with The Ashes less than five weeks away.
KP's power was badly missed as England's middle-order struggled to accelerate. Holland's run chase was given a flying start by Derron Reekers, who whacked Ryan Sidebottom and James Anderson for sixes, and then Tom de Grooth plundered 49 from 30 deliveries.
Peter Borren, who is really a Kiwi, contributed 30 and then Ryan ten Doeschate marshalled his team over the winning line.
The star attraction at yesterday's opening ceremony was due to be the comely Alesha Dixon.
But she was binned because of rain - yet they made time for speeches from ICC president David Morgan and the Duke of Kent.
Poor Alesha then had the dubious privilege of some attention from straw boater-wearing MCC members. They probably hadn't seen many girls like her at Lord's before.
Little did they know that an even greater shock was awaiting them.
All I can say is, har har haaaarrrr. xp
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:58 am
I doubt many would care about cricket. Now if it were the Highland games.. pirate /stereotype
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:51 am
Who gives two ******** about cricket? The Indians do! We don't. I'm sure the die-hard brit cricketeers will laugh when your orange players go down against the New Delhi Brahmin
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:57 pm
It would be more degrading if they were beaten by another country that you don't expect to play cricket at all, like Australia or Egypt.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:04 pm
Lady Blodwynn It would be more degrading if they were beaten by another country that you don't expect to play cricket at all, like Australia or Egypt. You kidding? Australia, not play cricket?!
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:11 am
Welp, it's official. Rather, two things are official.
1) I am joining the ranks of the full-time employed.
2) I have been accepted into the only all-Engineering fraternity at Iowa State.
I'm rather excited about these things.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:23 am
Caleidah Welp, it's official. Rather, two things are official. 1) I am joining the ranks of the full-time employed. 2) I have been accepted into the only all-Engineering fraternity at Iowa State. I'm rather excited about these things. And they grow up so fast! crying Make me proud wherever you may be working now!
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:36 am
DarkElf27 Lady Blodwynn It would be more degrading if they were beaten by another country that you don't expect to play cricket at all, like Australia or Egypt. You kidding? Australia, not play cricket?! The Bruces play rugby and kill roos, what else is there for them to play? A Bruce only does manly sports that involve violence and killing. That goes double for the kiwis, who have these great death dances they perform before they stomp their foes into the ground.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:08 am
Kaori Kapoigne DarkElf27 Lady Blodwynn It would be more degrading if they were beaten by another country that you don't expect to play cricket at all, like Australia or Egypt. You kidding? Australia, not play cricket?! The Bruces play rugby and kill roos, what else is there for them to play? A Bruce only does manly sports that involve violence and killing. That goes double for the kiwis, who have these great death dances they perform before they stomp their foes into the ground. From what I heard they box with their Roos and wrestle crocs every morning.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:26 am
Just goes to show that Australia is better than the rest of the Commonwealth! Bunch of sissy poofters! Real men don't play cricket, real men fight sharks with their cricket bats by hitting it on the nose until it goes into a frenzy, then they ditch the bat and go berserk with their bare hands.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:24 am
Oh sure, a penal colony breeds hardy men. rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:16 am
Lady Blodwynn Kaori Kapoigne DarkElf27 Lady Blodwynn It would be more degrading if they were beaten by another country that you don't expect to play cricket at all, like Australia or Egypt. You kidding? Australia, not play cricket?! The Bruces play rugby and kill roos, what else is there for them to play? A Bruce only does manly sports that involve violence and killing. That goes double for the kiwis, who have these great death dances they perform before they stomp their foes into the ground. From what I heard they box with their Roos and wrestle crocs every morning. Let's ask Google. England cricket: 22,900,000 hits Australia cricket: 21,700,000 hits UK cricket: 21,200,000 hits Cricket down under: 13,300,000 hits Britain cricket: 8,960,000 hits And Wikipedia in reference to their cricket team: "They are also, in one-day cricket, the winners of the last three Cricket World Cups. Australia won the Cricket World Cup 4 times in total; 1987, 1999, 2003 & 2007. As of 28 April 2007 they are undefeated in 29 consecutive World Cup matches. They have led the ICC One-Day International Championship table from its inception through to 18 February 2007[citation needed], and then again from 7 April 2007 until 30 January 2009.[citation needed] In 2002, they were named World Team of the Year at the Laureus World Sports Awards in recognition of their world record sequence of test match victories." And -any- kind of colony in that part of the world breeds hardy men, I've visited there, it's not exactly the most hospitable area.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:35 am
Seriously! You're too serious to be pissing about with these things! gonk
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