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 Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:47 pm
Look, Lita, I'll do ANYTHING to get out any lawsuits or paper documents. ninja
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:49 pm
*suddenly stops crying and speaks in serious voice*
I'll talk with my attorney and we'll get back to you with our dema-settlement offer.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:49 pm
Seriously. ANYTHING.
gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:51 pm
Just a second, sir.
*Ushers Lita into office, conveniently next-door.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:57 pm
*Sets briefcase on the table and opens it. Pulls out giant stack of papers and sets them next to the case.*
Ok, here is our offer. Lita agrees not to press charges in return for three things.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:00 pm
Well, first off, Lita would like the first chance for a match with the Intergender tag champions, since she was stood up by her ex.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:01 pm
....Anything?
*shudders*
..I don't wanna know.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:01 pm
*Pulls out popcorn*
"This is gonna be good!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:01 pm
Second, Lita would like you to pay her medical bills for the damage done to her shoulder, approximately $500.
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