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 Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:07 pm
Yeah, not really, KB.
Back in junior or sophomore year of high school, I weighed about the same I did now, only it was more chest and back muscle and about five pounds less fat. Which is to say, around 165, give or take a few.
See the chick in this picture? I know for a fact she did not weigh more than like, 90 pounds.
Still didn't stop her from being crazy enough to pick me up a few feet off the ground and slam me into a locker. To this day, I have no idea how she managed to do that, unless wanting my nuts gave her super strength. >.>
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:09 pm
Okay, well sure, if you're a Mexican any girl can pick you up and throw you around.
But for us white guys, the only girls that have a chance of holding their own are the fat ones. And even then, they only stand a chance because the force you need to deal with them becomes more excessive than you're prepared to do, on account of... they're still technically girls.
Just obscenely ugly girls.
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The Female of the Species
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:11 pm
I bet I could hold my own against ya'all.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:15 pm
themightyjello Unfortunately, the fun parts are made out of fat.
So unless we're talking anorexic, eat-away-at-tissues skinny, there's gonna be something there.
I'd be willing to try up against some of you.
Darth definitely not included.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:15 pm
Summerfae @Saphen: Totally shopp'd. You can tell.
@KB: It's because Ken doesn't actually have any junk.
Plastic bites, man. Actually they do sell a pregnant barbie apparently. Go check for yourself. The most twisted child hood toy ever!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:19 pm
I'm getting really tired of that sorta s**t, KB, even if it's supposed to be in good fun.
mad
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:21 pm
To the chicks who think they can take on the dudes(and are probably right): Bring it! I'm willing to be that I can take on any of you chicks. Of course, I'll feel bad later for beating up a girl, but that's not the point.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:21 pm
Inus_Miana themightyjello Unfortunately, the fun parts are made out of fat. Yeah but it's not as ironically counter-productive to the argument at hand if I say that.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:21 pm
He's Canadian. Why are you letting him get to you, Ross? lolol
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:22 pm
What? Aren't hispanic people traditionally smaller than other people? That's kind of like me getting mad at the black people in the NBA for calling white guys short.
Don't be such a wussy, you're just proving my point and fueling the fires of RACISM.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:22 pm
You don't seem Hispanic, in the slightest, you're not dark enough in my opinion.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:24 pm
Also, can anyone tell me what's under the clavicle? I kind of ignored that part of my opponent's post, because I wasn't sure what would happen when he tried to stab me in a bone I don't have.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:25 pm
When I saw Ross's picture the first thing that came to mind was "Heart!".
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:25 pm
The clavicles are those bones that stick out under your neck, horizontal to your shoulder joints if I remember correctly. They're pretty defined, and are the easiest bone to break. Under them is a gap and then the start of the ribcage, judging from what I can feel on myself.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:26 pm
Should I jump you with a Necron KB?
Should I?
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