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 Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:30 pm
My dad sold out the human race to a league of evil robots made by the Guardians of the Universe, divorced my mom, and then started dating a demon from hell.
He doesn't get invited to family events.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:36 pm
My dad accidentally released a toxic blob that killed my mom and left me with like, 6 organic body parts.
He built Titans Tower tho. domokun
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:39 pm
You suppose Kon-El's friends ever make fun of him for having two dads?
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:46 pm
Well, Gar and Bart do. But then, they share underwear so I dunno what they have to laugh about.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:49 pm
Wally_West My dad sold out the human race to a league of evil robots made by the Guardians of the Universe, divorced my mom, and then started dating a demon from hell. He doesn't get invited to family events. My dad's got issues too... 3nodding
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:51 pm
We should form a support group.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:55 pm
Poor Etrigan. All these demons from Hell getting it on with humans, and he gets nothing. Just a wicked rhyme scheme.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:55 pm
Victor Stone Poor Etrigan. All these demons from Hell getting it on with humans, and he gets nothing. Just a wicked rhyme scheme. and really bad breath.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:01 pm
Well, unlike Dad's new girlfriend, Etrigan's not a hot flamechick.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:02 pm
Wally_West Well, unlike Dad's new girlfriend, Etrigan's not a hot flamechick. Sucks to be him then.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:05 pm
He could probably turn someone into a hot flamechick... although they wouldn't be too useful after that. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:20 pm
Hmm, interesting... they just had a commercial for The Batman... Clayface is being introed..
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:58 pm
Does he look like Clayface? Or does he have like, green clay dreadlocks?
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:27 pm
He looks like em, but it ain't Matt Hagen.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:31 pm
I still can't really bring myself to watch the show, which is a shame, cuz I really like the theme song. sweatdrop
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