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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:31 pm
Mala looked over to the newcomer with much confusion. "I agree fullheartedly with your sentiments about Atius, but who are you?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:36 pm
"Azel, god of death, mythical grim reaper, etcetera etcetera." Azel said pulling out his book, holding his quill in his mouth for a moment as he flipped through the book. "Oh, and I've got a shark attack out at sea to attend to tomorrow if you want me to get rid of that thing for you." he offered, glancing at Mala over the rim of his glasses as he continued to flip through pages.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:43 pm
"I...uh...thank you, but I'd much rather save the moment for a more special occasion." Mala said, forcing up a smile politely for Azel. "Are you here because of Van?" she asked, as if it weren't obvious. Of course, she just wanted to make absolutely sure she could do what she planned to do next.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:50 pm
"Yeah, but don't worry about him. Give him a day or so and he'll be back." Azel said removing the quill from his mouth to wave it one way and another as he went through the monotony of the process that was death. "First there's the paperwork of setting him up in the underworld, then there's getting him sorted into some level of good or bad afterlife, and then more paperwork to get him out...I swear, this job has way too much paperwork." he said before finding the page he wanted and promptly scribbling something out. "Oh no. I have acc-i-dent-al-ly crossed out some-one's name. Now how will I know who was supposed to die today?" he said snapping his book shut and his voice dripping in sarcasm, mock horror, and an 'I totally meant to do that' vibe.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:28 pm
Mala clearly looked overjoyed, unable to hide the glee in knowing that the underworld wasn't a permanent home for Van. She didn't know what to say or how she should thank him. Had Mala known about how he'd react to it, she might've given him a peck on the cheek or a platonic hug in gratitude for what Azel was doing for them.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:33 pm
"Yeah, while there are still some gods around here that aren't too big on the guy, cough Atius cough, most of us have welcomed his change of heart." Azel said with a smile. "Hell, some of them have even been watching your little soap opera adventures as prime entertainment and cheering you guys on." he said with a chuckle.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:50 pm
"Does that mean even...?" Mala asked, not finishing her question as her face grew to an ever so bright red. She really didn't like the thought of the gods watching them both all the time - especially when things got...intimate between Mala and Van.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:51 pm
"It was masturbation fodder for some of us," Alana said with a smile. "And by some of us I mean mostly me."
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:56 pm
"Most of us had the decency to stop watching then." Azel said rolling his eyes at Alana. "I thought you were rooting for your vampire couple?" he said folding his arms, knowing the fan following even Angel and Riley had as 'side characters' in the story.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:00 pm
"I was." She grinned. "I was just busy masturbating to Van and Mala."
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:03 pm
Mala said nothing more, utterly embarassed that certain gods had actually seen her in the most private and intimate of moments.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:03 pm
Azel face/palmed. "Just try to ignore her. You'll thank yourself later. Don't you have some virgins you should be drinking from right now or something?" he said looking at Alana with a flat expression.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:09 pm
Alana scoffed. "They're hardly virgins by the time I start drinking, idiot. But you're right... I have some witches to corrupt." She winked at Hekate and disappeared.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:13 pm
Mala looked up at Azel, still clearly embarassed. "I...erm...thank you." she muttured softly, glancing away soon afterwards. Finding out that her private sex life was free porn for the gods was a complete 'want to get away' moment for her.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:16 pm
"And on that lovely note, you all should probably get going before any other gods want to put in their two cents." Azel said clapping his hands together. "Anywhere I should drop you off? I'll make sure to send Van your way once he's done with the stupid ressurrection process."
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