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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:56 pm
If nothing else I can give you a stress releaser! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218014 This is a fun a** game! You earn money by beating the guy up! You can even have the guy look like the Pres and beat him up ^_^
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:59 pm
If you've played FFVII, you might giggle.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:07 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:10 pm
I hope this wasn't posted already.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:20 pm
Yay for jokes.
1. There is a husband and a wife. The wife has three children inside of her stomach and her husband wants nothing to do with his upcoming family. So when the wife goes into labor, she tells her husband to take to the hospital. He replies, " Screw you, I don't want anything to do with this." And so he drives off in their only car.
In deep pain, the wife decides that she has to walk to the hospital. She takes a back alley way to get there as a shortcut. In the alley way she runs into a guy and he turns around and shoots her three times in the stomach. Even with the three bullets inside her , she makes it to the hospital. She gives birth to two girls and one guy.
Sixteen years later one of her daughters comes out screaming, "Mom, mom guess what! I just pissed out a bullet!" So she tells her what happened sixteen years ago. Then a couple minutes later her other daughter comes out screaming, "Mom, mom guess what! I just pissed out a bullet! Then she tells her what happened sixteen years ago. Soon after that, her son comes out and says, "Mom, guess what! She butts in and says, "Let me guess, you pissed out a bullet. He says, "No. I was just jacking off and I shot the dog.
2. This golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.
"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:22 pm
O_o okay last one from me since I never find ever funny stuff. Watch the show on this link. http://www.illwillpress.com/ I fell out of my chair laughing.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:35 pm
This reminds me of the many conversations I've had with people on msn or aim.
Typo.
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