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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:50 pm
Sit down (Im a percussinest ((Or at least I was))) when class starts so he has to ask where you went. Donate money in a section contest to a differant section Tryout for everything Dont get along with your section.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:17 am
-Give the trumpet players skittles and tell them to fire them at your BD. -Sit on the piano keys(after walking in late) while your BD is talking. -Tell the percussion to play as loud as is humanly possible(while indoors). -When the BD leaves the room while you are playing, get up and follow him(while still playing)
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:20 am
Quote: steal the scores to all his music better yet...steal one page of every piece...so he has to find out which one you took...
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:27 am
Write the measure numbers on the score for him, and when he doesn't remember where he put his score, pretend like you already returned it to him.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:27 pm
Well, we had a baritone play louie louie at a concert in 7th grade......
But you could... ~Text message in long rests ~Have flipfolder fights (we did this, and it HURT!!) ~Cuss out the other team when you are supposed to be saying something like A-U-S-T-I-N, by replacing letters with obscenities ^^
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:34 pm
you could read a book during long rests too (guilty)
i got my book taken from me on many ocasions...(like being in the greduation band...those speeches are SOOOOOO boring...so i pulled out a book and my MP3 player... *gets smacked by BD and Sec.Lead*...)
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:38 pm
Reading during a grad speech, huh? At least you didn't throw a beach ball into the crowd of graduates. twisted My BD was FURIOUS...
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:42 pm
i did that when it was my turn to graduate... 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:02 pm
(nice. xd )
-sing loud and annoyingly during long rest periods.
Me: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BD: (cuts band off) I heard a way weird note just now, let me hear that again.
(band plays fine)
BD: Okayyy, anyway, let's try the song over again.
Me: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BD(glaring at me): scream scream scream scream scream
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:45 pm
- when he calls yu, (after emailing yu five times about hosting a section in a band camp) tell him yu are ecstatic and that yu couldn't connnect to the internet at home.
after yu hear his sigh of relief.... hang up.
then dont show up.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:01 pm
xd (That's awesome!)
-make random animal noises as he starts to conduct(we stalled him for a full 20 minutes that way...*sniggers*)
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:26 am
-start playing before the tubas (he always wants to hear the low notes come in first...)
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:32 pm
-Play obnoxouisly loud, then when he tells you to be quiet, play so quiet you can't be heard. Repeat and alternate until he pulls you aside, and then deny any and all claims he has against you.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:25 pm
Trombones, trumpets and marching baritons blow spit balls out of there bells, ours loves that(scrasium)
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:28 pm
Play the music upside down thats allways fun. and not only does it anoy your band director it anoys outher people in the band too.
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