
-Ansem...will you read me a bedtime story?

-Well I could try, I don't know how it'll work, though.
You'll actually read to me? Yay!-


-Alright. Once upon a time there was a man and a lady. And the man and the lady wanted a very cute daughter.
And then what happened?-


-Well, they tried several times and finally had a daughter of very pale complexion, beautiful blue eyes, and always wore white clothes.
And then?-


-Well, her father got angry one day when she didn't do the dishes, and he beat her vigorously with a baseball bat into submission.

-Oh my God...

-And then he cut off her hair and called her stupid! And then he slapped her around a couple of times! And he beat her mom, too! And then he drove off and decided he wanted to be a showgirl! But finally he got tired of that and went through rehab! And that's where he met another lady! And he slept with a whole gob of girls, and finally it ended with the man just raping little children for pleasure.

-......

-End of the story, now go to bed.