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 Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:19 pm
She kept calling me Captain Kirk in bed....and to this day she thinks Jar Jar Binks was the best Star Wars character ever.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:24 pm
She adored the insertion of Hayden Christensen at the end of the revamped version of Star Wars Episode VI... and she kept bashing the adorable Ewoks.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:02 pm
Kept stealing my lightsaber for her own personal revenge use.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:11 pm
Misread the secret Rebel information and made us go 30 parsects out of our way on the way to the Hoth base.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:23 pm
Didn't understand why I did not find her hot when she dressed up Princess Leia's slave girl outfit
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:26 pm
Mumbled something that sounded like, "Luke... father... join me..." while asleep.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:42 pm
Four words for you: Jar-Jar Binks Sex fantasy
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:35 pm
because her schawrtz was bigger than mine..*runs and cries* gonk
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:52 pm
Because he did not give Lillian a Asgardian enema with that hammer after the Exxosian genital bashing.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:14 am
I divorced him because his last post freaked me out. lol
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:38 pm
I divorced her because she kept using up all of my purple hair dye.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:43 pm
Got upset every time I asked him to dress up as Legolas in bed.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:50 pm
She laughed at me pre-ignition, when she played with my lightsabre.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:05 pm
Bit more flaming gay than I originally wanted in a man.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:13 pm
Showed up in a ragged wedding dress on our wedding day.
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