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 Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:41 pm
Aeris: Damn you Tifa and your huge boobs! *later that day* I must! I must! I must improve my bust! The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater...
Barret: You know, causing all this violence has really eaten away at me... I think I'm going to just go to Wu-Tai and soul-search for a while...
Tifa: I think I'm going to take up knitting.
Cloud: Tifa... I don't like slutty girls. I really don't think we should be linked romantically anymore.
(That last one was a personal thing. I can't stand Tifa.)
Cait Sith: WHY? Why can't anyone love me for who I really am? It's what's on the inside that counts! ...My stuffing is soft, isn't it? ISN'T IT?? *runs off crying*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:47 pm
Sephiroth sneeks in and steals Tifa's bra..... Blinks: HOW THE HELL DO THEY GET THAT BIG!? Tifa: SEPHIROTH! Sephiroth blinks and throws the bra on Nanaki's head and blinks at Tifa... Tifa pulls a mallet from her cleavage: Thats it! Sephiroth: You do not use a Mallet! You use a glove! Tifa mallets Sephiroth: So? Nanaki lies on the ground tangled in the bra: I hate humans x.x -------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:02 pm
Sephiroth pointing and laughing at Tifa as she gets tied up by a vine after chasing him....
Cloud: Sephiroth! This is it! I challenge you to a Summon Battle! *Holds up a summon materia
Sehiroth: What the hell? *Stares at Cloud like he is an idoit*
Cloud: *Does a gay little jig* I summon you! Knights of the Round! *Throws the orb and it hits the ground amd shatters*
Sephiroth: *Starts pointing and laughing at Cloud*
Cloud: crying It always worked on Pokemon!!!!!
Sephiroth: stare *Stabs Cloud in the forehead with a shard of glass and goes off to kidnap Aerith*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:17 pm
Sephiroth and Cloud together, arm in arm: This land is made of..LOVE AND PEACE! *flashes Vash's trademark reverse peace sign*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:08 pm
*Vincent is inside Tifa's room and Yuffie is listening from the outside*
Yuffie: Theres only one explanition for why Vincent is in Tifa's room, he wants to get some, so I'll just listen in and play the blackmail game with him later.
Vincent: Drain the pressure from he swelling
This sensation's over whelming
Yuffie: I knew it!
Vincent: Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright
Tell me Tifa that I wont feel a thing
Yuffie: huh? this doesn't sound right
Vincent: So give me Novacaine
Yuffie: Oh i see they're dealing drugs
Tifa: Man you really are stoned you don't have to sing to me if you want some Phoenix Downs
Yuffie: What the hell?
Vincent: Thanks these Phoenix Downs make things go crazy when you smoke them.
Yuffie: Oh really
*Yuffie takes out a pipe and starts smoking Phoenix Downs*
Yuffie: Whoa........my hands......are like.......doing stuff...
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:12 pm
MaiSake (In front of the mansion at Nibelheim) RedXIII:Ummm...guys, i cant go...maybe ill wait out here and umm...just gaurd the outside sweatdrop ... Cloud:..Aww come on...AGIAN!?! Red XIII: I...errrmm..dont feel good Tifa:..:sigh:..Itll be okay, the ghost thingies arent that bad... Cloud:.. stressed Alright, alright....will you go in for a nanaki snack??? RedXIII:...I dont know... Tifa:...How about 3 nanaki snacks?? (waves it at Red's nose) Red XIII: eek ..ROKAY!!! xp heart domokun .. (calms down)...mmhmm..rankyou..errr..i mean thank you. sweatdrop Cloud: ... stare hahahaha! ROFLMAO!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:09 am
*Seph and Cloud in battle*
Seph: Ha, you actually think you can defeat me!?! You're such a f.."
*A baby bunny comes up behind Cloud, Seph down *
Seph:"..Fluffy, adorable little thing!!!...Aww, you wanna carrot dontcha, dontcha?Yes you do...Come here come on i wont hurt ...i wanna pet ya and hug ya n' call you mine." heart *begins to reach down*
Cloud: eek ...NO..Its MINE!!! *he grabs his groin and runs*
Seph: ???...what the hell was that about?? *picks up the bunny and starts petting it*
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:21 pm
cloud: this sword is a bit big dont u think?
Tifa: my boobs r 2 big
Barret: screw the planet im outa' here
Aeris:Nice boobs tifa i envy them
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:09 pm
Shokwave101 cloud: this sword is a bit big dont u think? Tifa: my boobs r 2 big Barret: screw the planet im outa' here Aeris:Nice boobs tifa i envy them boy everyone makes moire seual comments on tifa then anyo other woman in the game..well..il give it a shot *cloud got done groping tifas chest* cloud: thank god there real..see you later...hot sutff *tifa waves and locks the door* tifa: finally!! *tifa goes under her shirt and takes off her fake boobs* these things are killing me i hope you enjoy this
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:12 pm
okay, I can't help but do christmas themed bits for this...SORRY! blaugh
Sephiroth: *kicks door down* IT IS I! SANTA-ROTH! GIVE ME YOUR PRESENTS OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY LARGE, PHALLIC SWORD! *brandishes a holly-clad Masamune*
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[Cloud, Vincent and Cid building snowmen on the Great Glacier]
Vincent: ....*packs snow*...I need some wetter snow.
Cid: I'll get some. *moves off*
Cloud: *follows* I think I saw some over-
*Cloud and Cid stop dead*
Cloud: Snow...?
Snow: Hey, there, boys. *tosses hair; which catches in the wind*
Males: ...O__O naked
[All three get dangerously violent nosebleeds and pass out]
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:53 pm
vincent: *casts ice materia then looks at hands* I AM GOD.
cloud: vincent you're not god.
vincent: you dare defile me mortal. (pronounced mor-tAl)*thunder clashes in the backround
cloud: vincent its mor-tol, not mor-tAl, and right now you're acting more live the devil
vincent: *raises hands again* I AM GOD. I can be the devil if i like.
tifa: vincent god and the devil are two different people. although if you prove that you're either i'll be your sex slave.
vincent: *shudders* *sephiroth appears*
sephiroth: I AM JESUS!
vincent: you cannot be jesus because you are not my son!
sephiroth: well i can walk on water!
vincent: WOAH! THATS SO COOL! okay you may be jesus
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:03 am
*before scene in don cornero's mansion*
cloud: tifa! can i borrow one of your bras!
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redXIII: crackers! where are my crackers!
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yuffie: alright, who took my weed! someones in for a serious a** whoopin if they dont give me back my WEED!!
cid: *shifty eyes* i didnt take your weed, but i'll be glad to share this weed that i found under your pillow.
yuffie: okay xd
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vincent:*valley girl voice* okay, sooo, todays list of things to do.
umm, like, okay, number one, umm, buy fruit loops, like, umm, number two, umm, buy cloud his valentie, *pauses*, heey! valentine! thats also my last name! heehee, okay number three, umm, i think thats it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:25 am
nakikurasu_69 vincent: you dare defile me mortal. (pronounced mor-tAl)*thunder clashes in the backround Wait, don't you mean defy? Ahhh, But defile is better, anyway. it's funnier! xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:54 am
*light buzzing sound*
dammit! where is my cell phone?
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:08 pm
*While Cloud is trying not to kill Aeris with his sword"
Red: eek ..what the hell does he think he's doing?
Barret:No clue, YO..CLOUD QUIT PLAYIN AROUND YA DAMN FOO!"
Cloud: c..ant..t..k..h..lp
Barret:WHAT!?!
Red: i think he said he cant take kelp..I HATE SEAWEED TOO!..:sigh:
stare we should do something
Barret: Yeah..we sould...you go..
Red:..umm...how 'bout no...he might try and kill me, and besides.. i hate the water..what if i fall
Barret:Rock, paper,scissors? *puts out his fist*
Red: stare I have paws dumb @$$...
*sepheroth comes down and kills aeris*
Red and Barret: stare To late
Cloud: scream GOD DAMN IT, I SAID HELP, NOT KELP...
Red: Ohhh, help.. 3nodding ..that makes more sense now...
Cloud: stressed
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