1. They say if you put your ear up against a sniper's p***s, you can hear the ocean.
2. With this tactic of psychological warfare the enemy is led to believe that Americans can fire bullets out their asses.
3. And that was pretty much my worst first date ever.
4. I can't see him yet Sir, but I know he's close.
5. "The secret to fighting against long-range weapons, gentlemen, is to sneak in too close for those weapons to be effective."
6. They were a great team. Steve needed somewhere steady to rest his rifle and Pete liked hugs.
1. Gustave and Cleon's attempts to high-five were being cut short in increasingly convoluted ways.
2. Much like De Vinci's early glider, early blueprints for Renaissance biplanes did not properly address fluid dynamics, and called for materials too heavy to achieve liftoff.
3. Confused if he should go left or right, the horse went into hover mode until they came to an agreement.
4. Sadly, segregation is still alive in the American West.
5. Unlike it's distant cousin the Exocet missile, the Internet missile was mainly composed of pirates, 'In Soviet Russia...' jokes, and bestiality.
6. What William DIDN'T know was that ghengis kahn hadn't really fallen off his horse. No, revenge would be his today.
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