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 Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:44 pm
Kid in my band: DO WE PICK UP ON THE QUARTER HALF NOTE?
lool
I laughedd.
"Are the boners here today?"
First day of band camp he teased me alot sad
Being freshman flute isn't fun!
"HEEEY BABBY WHAT"S ON YOUR IPOD?!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:34 pm
its time for our first marching, and the upperclassmen tells the freshman to make sure to get the right sex plumes for our hats.
Boy: This is the right plume right?
band mom: yes, its a boy plume
Boy: ok
Upperclassmen: oh mi god you have a girl plume!
Boy: oh no!!! *goes to band mom* you gave me the wrong plume
Us: roflmao
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:19 pm
Well, there was this one time where someone turned our band teachers desk upside down, which weighs like 600 pounds,this isnt really funny, because half the stuff broke, and, well, they got sued for 2,000 dollars ._. thats not really an inside joke, but just dont flip your band directors desk over.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:21 pm
these one's are for my old school's band where ever you may be!
-PURPLE COW!!!!!
-critter stomp!!!!!
-surprise!!!!!
oh the fun we used to have
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:44 pm
my teacher is very scary she has these huge bulging eyes and when we play something wrong ,mainly dynamics she gets most mad about, she looks at you in this very scary way and you can immediately tell she is mad cuz her eyes bulge out! and gives you the EVIL STARE!! O___O" its sooo scary
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:48 pm
cello land *giggles*
funny only if you understand the inside joke... has to do w/ our class watching charlie the unicorn in our class...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:42 pm
1. Starburst to the woo-hoo
Briana shot a starburst across the stage to aliea and all u can hear is her screaming "OWWW! I DIDN'T WANT THE FREAKIN STARBUST TO THE WOO-HOO!"
I'll post more once i remember it heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:48 pm
1. The Wolfgang Amadeus giggle.
2. My Maestro said to me, 'Why didn't you raise your hand?!?! ....... I like your hair.'
3. -Maestro Prances around the room- "FREE SPACE!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:50 pm
Gosh, my band is insane. We have "but fun is starts!!!!" because this kid was trying to say something, and it came out as the above. We also have a band family, and for some reason, our grandfather ended up being our band director, so we refer to him as 'Grandpa Presler' when he's not around. Then we have the yam mallets, because last year at sightreading for festival, the percussion heard the judge say yam mallets, so they started bringing yams to school for the rest of the year. Fairy world, which is behind a bunch of shrubs. I love band...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:53 pm
~Lil Lost Piper~ its time for our first marching, and the upperclassmen tells the freshman to make sure to get the right sex plumes for our hats. Boy: This is the right plume right? band mom: yes, its a boy plume Boy: ok Upperclassmen: oh mi god you have a girl plume! Boy: oh no!!! *goes to band mom* you gave me the wrong plume Us: roflmao
"Your plume is on.. backwards..."
I flip it around
Another person comes up to me "Your.. plume is on backwards..."
I'm like wtfff?! I turn it around again.
Then once last time it happens to me again I'm like okay.. wtf I went to a band parent and I told her to change it and I'm like okay. It has to be right..
Then 5 mins later they are like.. It's a joke >___>
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:58 pm
I love my band class - in simple, we're made up of all the jokers in the entire grade, and many laughs ensue in the grade 12 music class...
- Our conductor ALWAYS only stops the clarinets. Me and the two trombone players joke on this, our teacher's a trumpet player, so he favors us. We tend to joke on how the brass (well - just me, the other baritone and the two trombones) are the best players in the band! ^-^ We just end up playfully making fun at everyone else, that pretty much one of the main class activities!
- their are many jokes on why we suck for example - after we've played a piece "Well, that went better than I thought..."
-We played this one song this year called Toboggan Ride *shiver* we nicknamed it "the toboggan ride through the graveyard to hell" - it sounded like really creepy halloween music. And when we used to slow down near the end "Well, toboggan's do stop at the end of the hill..."
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:04 pm
In the try-out band [Private middle school = tiny normal band with bad players & try-out band. Im in both, I help in the big band] Our other trumpet, Cain is a pretty princess surprised He wears a crown, and I once had a piece of sparkley fabric in my bag for spanish, and I was like *throw* And he put it on. We played while he danced...
uhm...
Oh yah Chris is the worst band leader ever. At least I know when band starts. And the best
DO NOT FEED MEGAN [Me] COFFEE ON MONDAY Thats when we have band and last year I fell off a chair from the hyperness. Krysta, who graduated last year was like. Lmfao I was like =DDDDDDD
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:09 pm
Once in band class, we took a trip to Canada. We were starving, right? So all we could get were some lousy peanuts. And I suppose this lady who was chaperoning our group was...allergic to peanuts, as were some of the children in the school we were in, so after we ate the peanuts she was all 'SANITIZE! HAND SANITIZER!!!' and somehow, the jerk 'sanitize your nuts' came out of that one. O.O;
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:07 pm
i play tenor in my concert band. first chair(thank you, thank you very much) anyway. we had some down time cause Mrs.Kreis (our band teacher) had to record us playing before a concert or something. there are 3 ppl in my section. (im in a middle school band by the way). Mrs.Kreis has us set next to the french horn player. So the seventh grader in my section says "i was playing sharp", he also went further to say that he started playing flat to qoute"balance it out" i said,"you idiot if theirs contrast it only adds to the wawawawawawa sound thats made. he said "no it doesnt!" and then i did this: i said when their is more contrast it only makes the out of tunness(or whatever) more nonticeable. So i started by putting my arm up making a ninety degree angle(motion) at my elbow and said WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA rediculously loud. now, when he says some thing stupid, i make the 90 degree motion and say wawawawwa really loud. or on occasion the french horn player will remind me of it and ill do it.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:29 pm
- Band Porn hiding underneath our beds
- Whips and chains
- Crazy stick for the Flute Section
- Tuba races and Tuba dances
- YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HEART!!!
and much more...
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