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The Oppressed Peoples of Insomneisa is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 719 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
The army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insomneisa's national animal is the Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Insonia .
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
The army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insomneisa's national animal is the Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Insonia .
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of course that's a fake number if it wasn't already obvious xp
