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 Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:25 pm
Even though it would hurt, it would sooooo be worth it, and Sakura would get used to it sooner or later, right?
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:51 pm
Oh s**t, nineteen. And right after delivery too. (Wouldn't Sakura be tired by then?)
Sasuke: One down, nineteen to go!
Sakura: *flooded with post-birthing hormones* Touch me right now and you will NOT get that nineteen more.
Sasuke: *withdraws meekly*
(YES! "Meet The Fockers" ROCKS!)
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:26 am
tenshinohana-chan Oh s**t, nineteen. And right after delivery too. (Wouldn't Sakura be tired by then?)
Sasuke: One down, nineteen to go!
Sakura: *flooded with post-birthing hormones* Touch me right now and you will NOT get that nineteen more.
Sasuke: *withdraws meekly*
(YES! "Meet The Fockers" ROCKS!) Oh my God, what if he had her take those pill things that make it so you have a million in one babies like that lady did in the 70's? I can see Sasuke wanting a million to fill up Konoha: Sasuke: Mwahahaha! I can see it now! My children all flooding the entire village and killin- Sakura: Sasuke, I thought I told you to take your meds! Sasuke: ... Sakura: Did you? Sasuke:... I'll be right back. (CHA! I love "Meet the Fockers"!)
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:05 am
Sakura: We're having three.
Sasuke: But we already have two!
Sakura: 'Yes!One more!' Sorry.
Sasuke: 'I'll purposly get her pregnate with three.' -sighs-
Sakura: -stares at him-
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:56 pm
Kid: mom
Sakura: yes dear?
Kid: did you drop me when i was little?
Sakura: *gasp* no why?
Kid: well some times my eyes turn red
sakura: oh thats normal
Sasuke: *ears perk up* what did you say
Kid: my eyes turn red
Sasuke: *starts taking pictures and hugging him* MY LITTLE BOY IS GROWNING UP!
sakura: sweatdrop
Kid: is this puberty??
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sowwy i wanted to try it
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:01 pm
I love these little mini-stories! They're so hilarious and cute. heart Nice job everyone. smile I might make an attempt at it, but I'm better at writing drama than comedy. sweatdrop Quote: Kid: mom Sakura: yes dear? Kid: did you drop me when i was little? Sakura: *gasp* no why? Kid: well some times my eyes turn red sakura: oh thats normal Sasuke: *ears perk up* what did you say Kid: my eyes turn red Sasuke: *starts taking pictures and hugging him* MY LITTLE BOY IS GROWNING UP! sakura: Kid: is this puberty?? ----------------------------------------------- sowwy i wanted to try it And you did a nice job, I think that one's funny, too. xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:22 pm
im naming this kid daisuke dont ask why
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daisuke: hey dad
Sasuke : yeah
daisuke: i have a question
sasuke: what is it
daisuke: why is my hair pink
sasuke *looks at his son* i dont no what your talking about
daisuke: cant you see my pink hair
sasuke silly little son of mine your hair is black not pink
daisuke: no dad it is pink
sasuke: *looks at him* no its not you are just colored blind
daisuke: doesnt that mean you can only see white and black
sasuke: *starts to sweat* i think you had too many tomatoes
daisuke: but dad you eat them more than i do
sasuke: *nods* that is why i think i am a duck
daisuke: *looks at him not beliving him* really
sasuke: *nods* quack quack.......... see im a duck
daisuke: dad you are not a duck
sasuke: uhh then peuberty!
daisuke: eww! *runs out of the room screaming*
sasuke: pheww that worked
sakura: what did you do now
sasuke: tell our son about pueberty
sakura: sweatdrop *walks out*
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haha sper of the moment
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:35 pm
XD A million and one babies.
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:10 am
All this talk of how many kids reminds me of this doujin:
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:00 pm
tenshinohana-chan All this talk of how many kids reminds me of this doujin:
And, I'll say it again, look at all those tomatoes Sakura is serving. xD
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:50 am
Sillvy tenshinohana-chan All this talk of how many kids reminds me of this doujin:
And, I'll say it again, look at all those tomatoes Sakura is serving. xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:06 pm
I
Love
This
Guild
biggrin
I can SO see this happening..
Sasuke: Tomatoes, tomatoes... Sakura, where are all my tomatoes?
Sakura: The ones in the pantry?
Sasuke: *sarcasticly* No the ones in the closet.*end sarcasm; yelling* OF COURSE THE PANTRY!
Sakura: Did you just raise your voice at me? *picks up a spatula*
Sasuke: O-of course n-not d-dear..
Sakura: Good. I threw the tomatoes out.
Sasuke: ......
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:43 pm
PeacefulLight I Love This Guild biggrin I can SO see this happening.. Sasuke: Tomatoes, tomatoes... Sakura, where are all my tomatoes? Sakura: The ones in the pantry? Sasuke: *sarcasticly* No the ones in the closet.*end sarcasm; yelling* OF COURSE THE PANTRY! Sakura: Did you just raise your voice at me? *picks up a spatula* Sasuke: O-of course n-not d-dear.. Sakura: Good. I threw the tomatoes out. Sasuke: ...... lol omg that is hilarius XD
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:39 pm
i love that doujinshi xd and obito is in there too (dont know how and why though) anyway heres a story my friend wanted me to put up for her:
sas:alright kids im going to tell you about the sharingan that we all uchihas have.
son:whats a sharimkan?
sas:its sharingan.
son:shompinmon?
sas:sharingan...
son:shonkinon, shonenjump ( xd couldnt resist), shorekon, sofintun.....
sas:ITS SHARINGAN!!
daughter:calm down dad ur acting crazy again.
sas:-sigh- sorry.
son:so what is it?
daughter:its a disease where ur eyes r all red and ur crazy and die from it
son: eek daaaaaaaadddddd!!!!!!!!!! -runs away-
sas:damn it not again. why did u do that?
daughter: stare felt like it.
sak:sasuke what did u do to our son? hes screaming hes going to die all over town.
sas:sakura it wasnt my fault it was akinas fault. (daughter name akina dont know why)
sak:is it true akina?
akina:nope dont know what ur talkin about. im goin to train seeya.
sak:sasuke...
sas:damn it akina!!!!
-the rest is censored do to violence and what not-
sorry if it was stupid or random my friend told me to show it to everyone here.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:33 am
Lol, I say it's pretty funneh..
I'm gonna cook up another one later.. It's 6:30 AM where I am.. After school yes?
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