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 Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:32 pm
WOHOO YES FINALLY
"YOU b***h U TORE MY SPANDEX! I SHALL RAPE YOU THEN KILL YOU MWAHAHAHAHAH!" Laughed the now tranforming fuming pandex wearing homo.
eek
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:43 pm
Few minutes later the shark-man was raped then killed oh so slowly. Naruto tried hard not to look at the scene and occupied himself with shoving a rasengan at Sasori. "You didn't have to go that far," said Naruto while avoiding eye contact with the flamboyent green spandex wearing shark raping homo.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:47 pm
Gai turned to look at Naruto, youthful rage still in his eyes. "Oh why yes I did my youthful adorable blond haired fellow shinobi! He tore my spandex, and so had to die. Now if you will excuse me, I need to rape Kakashi while he is vulnerable and cannot deny m-" he started to say, when suddenly.... Iruka burst into the scene via cloud of smoke, and punched Gai in the face.
"Keep your spandexy fingers off of him you b***h!" he yelled, hands on his hips and looking very very mad.
"...'The ********? Iruka sensei? Where did you come form?" asked a very confused Naruto
((this is fun! >w<))
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:56 pm
YES IRUKA COMES INTO THE SCENE
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:59 pm
The Black Poker Chip Gai turned to look at Naruto, youthful rage still in his eyes. "Oh why yes I did my youthful adorable blond haired fellow shinobi! He tore my spandex, and so had to die. Now if you will excuse me, I need to rape Kakashi while he is vulnerable and cannot deny m-" he started to say, when suddenly.... Iruka burst into the scene via cloud of smoke, and punched Gai in the face.
"Keep your spandexy fingers off of him you b***h!" he yelled, hands on his hips and looking very very mad.
"...'The ********? Iruka sensei? Where did you come form?" asked a very confused Naruto
((this is fun! >w<)) YES MORE ACTION *tackles poker chip*
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:04 pm
"I came here because I heard this homo wanted to rape MY koi! NO ONE EXCEPT ME SHALL ******** KAKASHI! NOW DIE!" exclaimed Iruka.
The fuming academy teacher beat the flamboyent youth loving green spandex wearing shark raping homo and in the process killing the unfortunate puppetmaster Sasori.
sweatdrop
"Uhhh...thanks Iruka," said the now normal Naruto.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:32 pm
"Oh no problem *continues punching Gai in the face various times* now I'll go and dispose of these corpses," said Iruka with a smile(scary)," You should worry about Sasuke shouldn't you?"
Naruto looked over at his koi and nodded. Naruto ran to the unconscious Sasuke and hugged him tight. "Sasuke....everything will be al-"
BOOM
"LEE STOP GROPING MY a**!"
"But my youthful lover...it's so addicting. I'm showing my love for you."
"That's how you show your love? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH THAT PINK SLUT SAKURA!"
eek
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:32 pm
((Meh... I guess I'll do Sasuke... in a non-sexual way, you pervs! >~<))
Sasuke, who was waiting oh so patiently for his blond savior to rescue him, sat up abruptly and frowned. "Oy, dobe. Did you forget I'm the victim here? Aren't you supposed to be doing something! I just got raped by my freaking brother!" He crossed his arms with impatience written on his face.
"Is anyone even listening to me?! What the hell are you two doing here?!" He glared at the two teachers fighting over Kakashi. "I'm the person you should be concentrating on!!!"
Yes, because everything was about our little Sasuke.
((Edit: Oh sorry.... I guess I posted too late? confused ))
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:57 pm
Naruto finally made it over to Sasuke, kneelning down next to him and hugging him tightly. "Are you okay Sasuke? I was so worried about you-... scratch that... I still am! But our youthful love will mend all wound-....................." he started to say, but cut himself off.
"D-did I just say what I think I said?" he said, horrified now.
The disese had spread.
Just for good measure, in the backround, Iruka dropkicked Gai, sending him flying very very far away, compleatly beaten up and broken in over 4,572 places in his body.
((Oh dear god... NARUTO CAUGHT THE DISESE!!!!))
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:20 pm
Sasuke starts smaking his blond lover a couple times while Lee and Gaara come into the picture. (oh dear god) Lee, seeing that his beloved teacher was thrown out of the window, slaps Gaara blaming him and runs to save his teacher. Gaara cries with happiness and decides to go rape the impassive Neji Hyuuga, who was currently taking a bath at the local bathhouse. Iruka, being the protective dolphin he is, picks Kakashi up and says farewell. Sasuke and Naruto watch with great awe and youthfulness (I don't see how that fits but yeah)
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:52 pm
Sasuke sighed in relief. "Finally... All this freaking drama is over." Oh, but how wrong was he...
Naruto, who was overfilled with his new youthful epiphany, stood up and stuck his fist in the air while exclaiming, "From now on... I shall only do good in the name of the youth!"
Sasuke stared in disbelief and horror. His lover... had turned into a spawn of Fuzzy Brows. "No... Naruto! Don't do it!" He desperately clung to the leg of the youthful blonde (which was redundant, for Naruto was already youthful).
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:52 am
Suddenly, Naruto eyebrows had grown to over 3 times their size, and his orange jumpsuit was starting to turn green, hair becoming less spiky and starting to turn into a bowl cut. "Do not do what my youthful lover? I am feelig better than ever! In fact, I could do 1,000 pushups.... in the name of youth!" he said.
Suddenly a arrow came out of no where, and shot him in the butt, and he fell down, in a deep sleep.
Than Tsunade sama the magical blue fairy of the leaf walked in, bow in hand..... and sake in the other. "Damn dises keeps spreading. Only true loves kiss will wake him up, break the curse, yadda yadda yadda." she said, taking a sip of her sake.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:37 pm
"The hell?" said Sasuke who was dumbfounded.
"Kiss from true love will break spell and the other crap," said the drinking fairy.
Sasuke just stared at the fairy. The fairy, who was becoming irriatated, aimed her sake bottle at the raven's head...
All of a sudden Jiraiya, the toad king, appeared and smathered his face on the fairy's oversized knockers. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:30 am
"I tolds ya to pay up for the service first!" Fairy-sama got enraged by the Hermit Frog Tamer rubbing his face against her chest, so she bashed his head with her sake only to realize the horrid thing she had done.
"MY SAKE!!!!!!!" The echo resounded through the whole house. The drunken fairy sobbed and hiccuped, falling to her knees, over the spilled liquid.
Naruto, or now known as the Fuzzy Brows spawn, tilted his head to one side in wondrance. "What is this dark liquid? Ah, this must be what you drink to keep you strong, right, Fairy-sama? Well then...!" The youthful Lee spawn dipped his finger in the remains of the liquid and lick its essence. "I SHALL NOW BE STRONG AND YOUTHFUL!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:00 am
Sasuke looked to Naruto, trying to stop him but it was too late. He had drinken the sake.
The fairy looked to Naruto now, and said "Crap. The lil' dipshit drank the sake. Now the only thing that can save him is that kiss and some assrape." before going back to sobbing over her spilt sake. But than the magical talking mouse Shizune came in, grumbling and clearly rages, spare sake bottle in hand. "This is your LAST one Fairy-sama." he said, shoving it into her hands.
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