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Yah. I have an english ISU to do still, and an procrastinating. Playing the sims2 and such.

I am playing a game... that is based on living a normal daily life.

Ugh. Lol.

so if you have a chicken...and it's smart enough to do your math homework...what do you do when your stuck between eating and living, or not eating, possibly dieing, but aceing the exam?

I'd probably use the chicken to help me ace the exam and if I'm hungry I'd just knaw on a table or something.

Lol eat the chicken for brain-support (not your exact words, but you get what I mean). Nice

Me? I'd so make the chicken do my exams...then eat it AFTERWARDS...or hell, if I'm really that hungry, I'd go out and buy something.

Of course, my decision to not eat the chicken depends on how long I have to go without food...

Ok, I'm done that rant, but here's some riddles for you that I robbed my friend of...but my guess is he got them off the internet, so half of you might know the answers already...

Easy:
A man lives in an apartment on the 20th floor, but he only rides the elevator to the 13th floor, then walks the rest of the way to his room. Why?

hint: On rainy days he rides the elevator all the way to the 20th floor.

(Medium)
Its a gloomy day outside, and there are 3 people standing in the rain. The first says "It is raining!" The second says, "This is terrible! This couldnt possibly get any worse!" The third says, "Wow what a lovely day!" Who are these people?

(Med-Hard)
Alexander, the aged and eccentric king of Draconia, decided to abdicate his throne but could not make up his mind which of his 2 sons should sit on his throne. He finally decided that, as his sons were both accomplished horsemen, he would hold a race in which the loser, i.e. the owner of the slowest horse, rather than the fastest horse, be king. Each of the sons owned a surpurb horse and feared that the other would cheat by holding his own horse back, so they agreed to consult the wisest man in the kingdom. With only 2 words, the wise man ensured the race would be fair. What did he say?

(Hard)
You are in a room with no windows, no doors, no way to get out. Inside the room is a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

Guess away!...and I take no claim/credit for coming up with these, I totally stole them xd

I actually heard the first one before. Lol. But I do love riddles.



Smash the mirror on the table, and then go all emo to "escape."

I'll head over there. 3nodding

The mirror one was more of a joke, because I sat there for a few minutes just trying to figure it out and gave up.

5 minutes exactly actually, if you look at the post times.

Mmmmmm......milkshake.....

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