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Whimsical Blue rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-20)
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 Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:56 pm
Thankfully, their quick retaliation had the bird releasing its captives, and she watched as Rob fell. She would have gone to him, and was making the move to, when the bird lashed out again. Sid cried out as it caught her with its talons, slashing her coat open and sending her tumbling. Before she could recover, another, much larger than the small birds, round of dung splattered among the chosen, stinging and burning as it hit. She coughed and curled in on her self as she tried not to retch, hit hard by it. Quote: HP: 27/47 Weapon: Bow - base damage 6 Damage Total: —
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Seiana_ZI rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:56 pm
Thankfully, his time in his bird talon prison was short. After a few good whacks to the foot he was trapped in, including one by Diryas that he noticed as his vision was swimming, he fell down into the snow and rolled. Ow. As soon as he hit the ground, adrenaline pumped into his veins and he glared up at the bird, rolling over to where his shield had fallen. He was going to destroy this piece of-- s**t. Zebulon coughed, burying his head into the snow below him in an attempt to stop himself from being inundated with it. This was only minimally successful, though his position still in the snow thankfully allowed him to roll once again once it was over to try to get some of this s**t off. Quote: HP: 46 - 11 = 35/56 Damage: 0
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ShortGreen rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:56 pm
The joy of seeing the three Chosen released was immediately overset by the talon swipe and then, ohgod... Misha choked, gasping and wretching, when the shower of dung hit her. She fell back further in the attacking group and fell to her knees. While she instinctively kept hold of her buckler, her free hand scrambled in the snow. She brought handfuls up to try and wipe her face and clear her skin from the burning mess.
She had never wanted to throw up so badly before in her life.
Dung Damage: 20
Misha's HP: 56 - 20 = 36
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Yekaterin rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 17 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:56 pm
At first Beth thought she was lucky, as they quickly rescued their fellow Chosen. She was not caught by Mama Duck's flailing claws.
But she did manage to get completely covered, nay, soaked, nay engulfed by a deluge of poisonous bird s**t.
She stood there, shocked for a moment, not even feeling as the dung began to burn her face, her hair, any exposed parts of her skin and even some parts that weren't uncovered. Then she let out a whine that slowly built into a sound not unlike a tea kettle whistling into a full on scream straight from the diaphragm.
Beth...did not sign up for this.
Beth: 30/47
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Viva Viola rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:56 pm
Okay, she didn't know whether to be happy she wasn't on the receiving end of any of the bird's attention or be sad that they were all about to be covered in some watery a** bird s**t. Either way, Mercy was not happy in the slightest. "Oh ******** Me! Really?!"
[Mercy's HP: 40/50 ]
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Lissesul rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:56 pm
Briiva was thrown forward, a cry escaping her as the bird's talons raked across her back. Still, she pushed herself up, gritting her teeth. The sensation wasn't what she expected, but she would have to focus on that later. Briiva pushed forward towards the cloud of snow powder where Mal fell, Jumping towards him as she heard... something from above. Thick and slimy, the dung hit patches of her coat, sizzling and burning through, causing no small amount of discomfort. "What the hell, ********!" Picking herself up again, Briiva trudged over to Mal, bending over him in an attempt to protect him from anything else that might fall from the sky. "Hey! You alirght?!" Damage from talons: 10Damage from Dung: 4HP: 36
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Alethryia rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:57 pm
Cat's face was marred by a fierce scowl as she drew back her bow and released- though the arrow only glanced against her metal feathers.
[Catherine: 47-5=42 HP, Recurve Bow, Ranged & Balanced, 6 Dmg & Initiative +15]
234+3= 237 damage to mother of all f-ing birds
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and be blue rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 14 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:00 pm
It wasn't just that it hurt, not real -- it was more than that. It was the indignity of it all, the stinkiness and the stickiness, the way it saturated him up past the knee and clung to every speck of his clothing. Asher let out a disgusted noise and, for the moment, just stood there in shock. He didn't even run.
Asher HP: 33
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tatterpixie rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 19 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:00 pm
Rob was fading in and out of consciousness, imprisoned in the claws of the giant monster bird. All of a sudden the talon holding him opened, releasing him to fall to the ground. A sharp scrape ran along his side as he fell, cutting his shirt open. He was barely aware as he fell, landing on the soft snow.
Only to get rained on by bird poo -- and not just the noxious dung the smaller birds had flung at them. This was a shower of liquid s**t that burned the wound to his side and covered him in a vile toxic mess. "Aaaaaaah," he moaned reflexively. At least he was alive.
Rob's HP: 21/50
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bobaTJ rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:01 pm
Misha was hit. Hard. He couldn't help but notice. With a renewed rage at this beast, who he decided to burden with the deaths of everyone outside in the snow, he loosed an arrow that struck the bird in the trunk. Good. Much better.
HP: 44/47
( 6 damage )
TOTAL DMG: 243 DMG
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Viva Viola rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:01 pm
Okay...She was so tired of these ******** birds! Feathers were one thing, but s**t?! Really?! Mercy readied her hammer and swung with a frustrated grunt. She was worried about Sid and Rob, but if they could just take down this giant bag of s**t and tears, then she could go help them out later. For now, she was pissed enough to start seeing red.
[ Mercy HP: 40/50 ]
248 DMG
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thyPOPE rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:02 pm
And...go after her, he did. He was by now drenched in poop, and it burned very lightly, if only because he hadn't decided to wash himself off (in what? All the nearest snow was poop-defiled, too). The sheer filth of it, though, meant that he only just gripped his shield as he thrust it upward at the bird.
He was really, really glad that Erica hadn't witnessed this.
38/56
DMG: 5
253 total DMG
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Seiana_ZI rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:02 pm
Zebulon stumbled to his feet, considerably weaker than he had been before the bird had scooped him up. His vision was swimming, though, and he was seeing red, both because his exposed skin where he couldn't get rid of the dung was burning and because this thing needed to die. Of course, seeing red and not being calm was not exactly allowing him to aim right, and he picked up his shield and rather dramatically stumbled and missed. He steadied himself and took a moment to breathe. Quote: HP: 35/56 Damage: 0 Total Damage: 257
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Amasis rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:03 pm
Perhaps Diryas' focus had narrowed far too much on saving Zebulon. He received the full brunt of the bird's reaction to their attacks, covered in stinking dung. It pulled more of his attention back to his surroundings, and the words he let slip were nearly as foul as what he was covered in.
HP: 27/47
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Viva Viola rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:05 pm
Mercy went from swinging her hammer to just smashing it in the bird's leg as many times as she could. "******** you ******** you ******** you! Damned s**t flinging, disgusting piece of metallic s**t!"
[ Mercy HP: 40/50 ]
262 DMG
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