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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
66
Total: 66 (1-100)
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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:45 pm
"HATE. THIS. DIE." Came Jerry's articulate response as he slipped over melon carnage, trying to keep his weapon aimed. Quote: 61- 80: You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:46 pm
He swung Tracey around in a powerful, confident 360, but didn't hit anything at all.
And then couldn't stop, spun on the spot and fell to the sand.
Tracey fell on top of him.
HP: 40/40
Damage:MISS
Charge 2/3
BOSS: 119
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:47 pm
HP: 40/40
Damage: NOPE
Charge 1/3
BOSS: 119
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 5
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 pm
Jerry glanced over to Rep wobbling sloppily all over the place.
Rep was drunk.
Allan was drunk.
Jerry wanted to be drunk too.
With a screaming cry of outrage, the bazooka erupted violently at their melon-flinging foe.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 8
Boss HP: 119-8=111
Charge -/3, 2/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 9
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 pm
Damage: 6
Charge: 3/3
Boss: 105
Otto ran from the sand an into the shore, letting the cool splashes of water cool down his temper, if only a little. He turned on his heel, blonde hair flying to the side as he spun, hurling Tenya into the air. The boomerang sliced agains't the side of the behemoth and came back to her owner.
Otto caught her and skidded back from the force of her speed, his feet digging into the wet sand.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice:
97
Total: 97 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:51 pm
And so Deryk tried once more. Ducking to avoid a watermelon, he went on and charged for the fog. It looked like boob physics were really messing with a lot of people right now. Damn boob physics.
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LP rolled 1 100-sided dice:
53
Total: 53 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:54 pm
Ali was about to try and go after the monster again when Allan(ette) stepped in and started jabbering. Something about a Kokororo..... er.... well whatever it was... Ali was totally stunned and standing there staring at how.... well.... she was standing there staring. Allannnnn Caelius was going to kill her if she didn't hit something besides herself.... Simon might be of the same mind....
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:55 pm
Jerry's bazooka-bursting tirade was cut abrupt short by a melon straight to his bare tits.
She toppled back with a yelp and a wheeze.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:00 pm
Deryk just barely managed to clip into the fog, as he stumbled on the way to hit it. The tip of Tooley just bit into it, but it was still something, he supposed.
HP: 50
Damage: 2
Charge: 2/3
Boss: 103
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
56
Total: 56 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:02 pm
And Allan was back. Inside, something snapped in Jerry's brain as he stood and stared, wobbling in place at the hunter yammering on once again, stinking of fruit and lotion and drink.
Busty b*****d.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:06 pm
H sipped her drink while a pretty young girl in a swimsuit gave her a pedicure. The two of them chatted pleasantly in Vietnamese while the battle raged on, both of them ignoring the entire ordeal with an air of casual professionalism. The doctor's smile was full of lazy satisfaction as the girl began painting exquisite little golden branches over her toes.
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LividPeas rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:24 pm
She was actually hoping that no one had seen her trip, but it couldn't be helped. Shrugging it off, the sun hunter moved for the..monster, aiming to hit it where it counted. Unfortunately for her, her chest had once again, successfully thrown her off balance. "Oh for the love of--"
HP: 50
Damage: 0
Charge: 0/3
Boss: 103
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:10 pm
For a brief moment, Jerry was distracted by the distant tinkle of ice in a frosty glass, slowly melting in an alcoholic bath of bliss.
All Jerry got was another boob full of melon.
He hit the ground hard.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice:
28
Total: 28 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:48 am
"AHH!!" Deryk cried out, in a more shrill voice than he would have liked. A watermelon had exploded right in front of him, covering him completely in its juices. It made him flail about for the moment or so, but he quickly realized it was just normal watermelon juice. Oh great. Now HE was going to get all sticky too. Not just his blade.
He didn't like this mission.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:51 am
Boob physics finally managed to best Deryk. He had tried to do a jumping strike, but the sudden weight at his chest made him veer way off course, causing him to crash into the sand in a rather undignified manner. He laid there, sprawled out for awhile, not really wanting to get back up just yet.
HP: 50
Damage: 0
Charge: 2/3
Boss: 103
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