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 Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:53 pm
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Max hummed in excitement. He usually hung around in the body of a 25 year old, but really even though Max was over 300, he had the mentality of a 15 year old.
Sex was still really really exciting!
Max kissed her back aggressively and moved to seal the deal with one quick movement of his hips.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:58 pm
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// Time Skip? I don't see how Max and Amelia sex is all that interesting unless someone's gonna turn into an animal xD//
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:04 pm
rex rgis inter bestia
a king among the beasts ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
XNo one was helping him! He didn't want to go back there...especially not by himself! He wasn't emotionally ready for that!
But who would help him? No one was good for anything around here, and it wasn't like he could send a human out there.
He didn't have anyone!
That was such a sad, but typical, truth.
But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hadn't that demon said something about someone putting Veronica in line as refreshing? And hadn't that guy hit on him a little after many a sexual comment from Raffaele himself?
He did have someone! Someone that could deliver this gift basket!
Wait, how the ******** was he supposed to get a hold of this guy? He didn't have a number, and email an anything!
UGHHHH!
So close and yet so far!
Wait, time to use his head. Raffaele thought for a moment. David was a demon, he was David the demon actually, and demons, well couldn't they sometimes call each other with their energy or some s**t? Werewolves did something similar didn't they? Raffaele twisted his lips. This would be an attempt, he didn't know if it would work, or if this was even real, but what did he had to lose?
He grabbed the gift basket, glared at his wolves and walked downstairs into the extremely fancy...couch room?
There were too many rooms in this place.
Okay, now to attempt the impossible. Raffaele focused really hard and changed himself into a demon. He didn't do this often, and it usually left him with a really bad headache, but this wasn't his first time being a demon.
It was however his first time trying to call another demon. He closed his eyes, (which were now black and red and much bigger) and breathed out. He tried to visualize David. He needed him pretty badly right now, needed him to come to his current location and help him. Raffaele furrowed his brows in concentration. He really didn't know how to do this, but he kept at it. Suddenly it was like he was in a pitch black room. He saw a thin red string next to him hanging from...the sky, perhaps? Raffaele concentrated harder and "pulled the string" he was envisioning.
A tremor wracked through his body.
That had done it hadn't it!?
Raffaele demon body melted right off of him and he was good old human looking Raffaele again...now he had a headache though!
╚══════════════════════════════════╝He's my evil shadow dove
My black Palamito
Can't break him like a diamond skull
I can't seem to do so
Can't just rob him out like the
Mob used to do so
Like memories of porno and tear stains
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:23 pm
David was minding his own business, honestly. He wasn't tuned into anyone of his charges problems, he most certainly wasn't going to pay attention to Amelia. Ever since she started dating Max he had stopped. He didn't want to know when his little girl was having sex!!
He was laying on his bed reading a book, lounging around in his boxers, a hole cut neatly in them to accommodate his barbed tail. Now, unknown to him, Raffaele was off somewhere "pulling the string" which was an excellent way to piss someone off. It got the demon you were looking for there immediately, but no one used that trick out of courtesy. Usually it was only very young demons, or emergencies.
He hissed and dropped his book, throwing his hands up to his head when Raffaele yanked on the other line. See, quick fast and in a hurry had a price. It hurt like hell to be wretched from one place to another, especially from the demon world to earth. When he opened his eyes he growled and looked around, then he looked down to find Raffaele.
What the hell!?!? How the hell had Raffaele summoned him?!? Why was he doing it. David looked down at the Versipellis and crossed him arms, a very unamused look on his face. "Yes Raffaele?" he asked quietly.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:53 am
rex rgis inter bestia
a king among the beasts ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
XAw man, he hated transformation headaches! they hurt like right in the back of his neck. But wait, he could sort of feel the call working he could--DAVID!
He was here, it had worked! Aw yes score 1 Raffaele!
Oh boy...he didn't look to happy.....
Then again sure, Raffaele was happy to help, but he wouldn't have been happy to have been ripped away from like, watching TV to show up at like a stranger's house.
Ugh, more problems to deal with now!
Oh wait, demon form? Demon form...Raffaele was liking the tightness of the outfit...and the chain, and the metal and the...collar.
Bow chikka wow wow...So he liked the "bad boy" look. Was that really a surprise? Why else would a priest go for Hunter Black psycho vampire extrordinaire?
He stood up quickly and tried to put on his most innocent face.
"I'm very sorry to bother you, and I know we hardly know each other but I really need a small hero right now."
He lifted up the basket.
"I wanted to apologize to Hunter and Veronica, but I don't actually want to...back there." He said trailing off quietly on the end. "So, it would mean a lot to me, and be very helpful if you could maybe just deliver this?" He held up the basket a little more and showed David an uncomfortable smile.
"I'd owe you a favor."
David had looked pretty pissed though...should he like, pamper him? Give him s**t? A tour? People usually wanted a tour of this place...
"If you like, we could have tea, or pastries before you were off. I understand getting down to the point is very rude of me."
He twisted his lips. This was way more uncomfortable than he remembered....Wait, that was because he was drunk before!
Of course everything was comfortable when you were piss drunk!
╚══════════════════════════════════╝He's my evil shadow dove
My black Palamito
Can't break him like a diamond skull
I can't seem to do so
Can't just rob him out like the
Mob used to do so
Like memories of porno and tear stains
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:26 pm
David looked at him as he held up the basket... He was going to apologize to Hunter and Veronica... but he wasn't going to go there and do it himself... Why was he even apologizing? He winced at the sounds of people moving around the house. Everything was too loud and David had a massive headache now (thanks to Raffaele yanking him from the demon realm)
"Why are you apologizing to them Raffaele?" David asked with a raised eyebrow. He wasn't doing anything till he figured out what was going on.
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:43 am
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Max turned his head to the side to look at Amelia once he had rolled over. He thought that that had gone pretty well!
Max exhaled warmly and snuggled up against Amelia to throw his arm around her loosely. He really liked doing it outside. There was this natural sensation he got from being among animals and in grass. He liked the breezes, the smells the sounds, Max just liked nature. He accounted it with his species...but then again, he couldn't say that for sure.
"Do we go back? Or do something else?" He asked smiling a little.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:01 am
rex rgis inter bestia
a king among the beasts ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
XWhy couldn't people just do what he wanted no questions asked?! It was always, why, or how, or wait....never just "Okay I'm on it!". Humanism was over people, we didn't need to question everything!
Raffaele made a very annoyed, sort of childish face.
"Because, isn't that what people do when there's a fight and they want to make amends?" He didn't want to ******** everything up with Hunter. Sure, he couldn't have him the way he wanted to, but Raffaele wanted to at least be able to say hi every once and a while. If that meant he'd be making amends with Veronica, well than so be it. This wouldn't be the first time Raffaele sacrificed his pride...and it probably wouldn't be his last!
"And I," He scratched his head nervously. "I wanted to send it through the mail or something, but that place is so far out any human sent would get killed by neighboring vampires. There's no reason they should have to die for my sake."
He sighed.
"I'm just not in the right mind to go there myself."
╚══════════════════════════════════╝He's my evil shadow dove
My black Palamito
Can't break him like a diamond skull
I can't seem to do so
Can't just rob him out like the
Mob used to do so
Like memories of porno and tear stains
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:44 pm
David sighed and looked at him. "I don't think you should make amends Raffaele. You didn't do anything wrong in my opinion." yeah!! so there.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:58 pm
rex rgis inter bestia
a king among the beasts ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
X....Was that a ******** joke? He couldn't even be the bigger person anymore!?
Raffaele made a tiny clicking noise with his tongue. That was just the music of disappointment wasn't it. He twisted his lips and ran his hand through his hair to the back of his head.
"Well I, I let my emotions get the better of me. Shouldn't that be something to apologize for?" He wasn't asking David, he was just thinking allowed. Raffaele let his hand drop to his knee as he got up and set the basket down.
"I'm sorry for bothering you then...is there anything I can get you? An expresso perhaps? I can even put a little sambuca in it for you."
Raffaele looked around the room, forgetting the lay out of his own house for a minute. Something occurred to him even then.
"I was drunk in front of you wasn't I?" How embarrassing! s**t s**t s**t. He owed this guy an apology more than anyone.
Raffaele panicked inwardly. He did not like people seeing him like that because he was not composed in those situations and he was always really inappropriate under the influence!
"Please, I beseech you," He was even reverting back to renaissance talk, "allow me to treat you to something as my apology. I won't allow you to pardon me without repayment for all you'd had to put up with by my hand."
╚══════════════════════════════════╝He's my evil shadow dove
My black Palamito
Can't break him like a diamond skull
I can't seem to do so
Can't just rob him out like the
Mob used to do so
Like memories of porno and tear stains
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:37 pm
David tilted his head and looked at Raffaele. He knew that Veronica must have done something to provoke the man, and being as Raffaele was into Hunter, it probably had something to do with that. David knew for a fact that Raffaele was more than likely not in the wrong. He sighed and shook his head.
"I don't want you to do anything for me, nor do I want anything." poor guy.
"I'll take this basket to Hunter and Veronica, though I will not stay around to explain anything to them." yeah!! Raffaele was obviously in a bad spot, the least David could do was what he wanted.
Well... "Do you have any asprin?" or a frikkin massage therapist who could hit the nerve endings that were causing this headache!! They asprin wouldn't actually help at all but that way Raff could at least feel like he had apologized.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:57 pm
rex rgis inter bestia
a king among the beasts ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
XSure it took a puppy dog look but hey, at lest someone would do what Raffaele wanted around here!
He perked up considerably and eyed David suspiciously for a second.
"Aspirin...works on demons nowadays?" That was a first...in fact, if Aspirin didn't work on vampires, and most vampires had been human before, why the ******** would it work on a demon? Demons were otherworldly for Christ's sake!
Speaking of Aspirin Raffaele could really go for one right now. Ugh but then he'd have to walk around human and he'd feel so weak and that would probably just make him feel worse.
"You know why you need my friend," Raffaele looked a David with this all knowing air radiating off of him, "a little coconut rum to clear your headache, and a nice long spa massage." Because yes Raffaele knew when someone was experiencing a headache and yes there was a personal spa in the house.
These billionaire boyfriends of his didn't mess around.
"The effects of a massage are universal, unlike that Advil crap." Raffaele moved to the side and waved at David to follow him.
"Andiamo Davide, you shouldn't deny yourself a little pampering. You look after two psychos everyday, treat yourself a little."
Really Raffaele wanted the company. Sure he had his werewolves, but they weren't really friends to him. They followed him around, and showed up randomly. Raffaele just wanted someone to hang out with him for like an hour and not ask him if he needed anything.
╚══════════════════════════════════╝He's my evil shadow dove
My black Palamito
Can't break him like a diamond skull
I can't seem to do so
Can't just rob him out like the
Mob used to do so
Like memories of porno and tear stains
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:03 pm
David raised an eyebrow and looked at Raffaele. He looked around the room for a moment and fully registered the amount of space he was in... Then he looked at the gift basket and the diamond encrusted shoes... Either Raffaele was very wealthy, or this was someone elses house.
He sighed and melded back to his human form, not wanting to have to duck beneath the doorways if he was going to be following Raffaele about the house. "No actually it doesn't, but it's the thought that counts." David said in reply to the first comment. And yeah, he wasn't going to pass up a massage, even if he had to have it in this form because he was pretty sure no one would be able to massage knots out in his other form, there was just too much muscle and not enough... massage-able tissue? "I was actually just thinking about that. So I'm going to have to say yes to the massage." he said with a brief smile.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:24 pm
rex rgis inter bestia
a king among the beasts ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
XPlease, thoughts hadn't counted in years.
Raffaele watched, completely unimpressed as David switched forms. Yeah, Raffaele was pretty sure the was a demon versipellis connection in there somewhere! A lot of demons could shape shift so something was definitely up.
Raffaele nodded and gave David a polite smile. "We just have to go downstairs, follow me please." He walked out the door and into a room that housed probably the biggest television known to man.
This house, had within it, some of the weirdest, coolest things the world had to offer.
Including a bunch of werewolves and a versipellis!
It was amazing how much money could buy.
A couple of doors later Raffaele was journeying down a stunning glass spiral staircase. He brought David into what appeared to be an outdoors, within the indoors. There were trees, and a waterfall, and a lot of stone pools.
Money money money!
"Okay, so this is Dante's day spa. There are hot springs on the left and a waterfall just a little farther down. Um, those are Macaws from Costa Rica," He pointed towards the colorful birds, "and just in there is where we'll get our massage." Raffaele brought them to a platform within the artificial rainforest and opened a glass door. Low and behold, they were "back inside". A serene room full of tan colored stones and delicious scents welcomed them...as well as two tanned men.
"Okay David, these are Juan Luis and Rico...they don't speak anything but Spanish and they are really good with their hands." Ah, masseuses. Personally Raffaele liked that their language skills weren't as developed as his own. That way he could say anything he wanted to someone with them around, and as long as it wasn't in spanish, they couldn't understand a thing!
"Un minuto por favor." Raffaele ushered them out for a minute so he could get himself on the massage bed.
"Here, just take off all the clothes you're comfortable without and lay there...you can use that towel to cover your...butt."
How else was he supposed to say it?
Raffaele turned his back to David and pulled off his shirt before undoing his zipper and stepping out of his pants. Hell he took off his underwear too. David didn't have to look if he didn't want to!
╚══════════════════════════════════╝He's my evil shadow dove
My black Palamito
Can't break him like a diamond skull
I can't seem to do so
Can't just rob him out like the
Mob used to do so
Like memories of porno and tear stains
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:33 pm
Dante, that would be the one that owned the house then. David noted as Raffaele explained the layout of the day spa. Honestly David thought this kind of display of wealth was a bit vulgar, but he wasn't going to complain since he was getting a massage out of the deal.
Juan Luis, Rico... nothing but Spanish. Got it. Annndddd, now Raffaele was taking off his clothes. David wasn't sure how much the other man planned to strip down to but he turned his head away polity anyways. And, with the same thought in mind about looking as Raffaele, David stripped down bare as well and layed face down on the table, neatly covering his rear.
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