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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:50 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick! Your lack of a face was too distracting. sweatdrop
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:16 am
I just need to be free right now.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:04 am
Your pillaging and whatnot was getting in the way of our relationship. >.>
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:07 am
Your eyepatch creeped me out, and you couldnt pass me the remote control because of your depth perception.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:50 am
Married under false pretenses...you told me you were johnny depp!
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:56 am
I could never find your lips...
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:59 am
Because you didnt want to be my lesbian anymore
/supersadface
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:08 am
because you Hurt me in bed most of the time
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:22 am
if she could hurt you in bed then this would definitely not work
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:29 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:48 am
no wonder i hurt his puppy he cant determine gender
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:52 am
CUZ THE PSYCHOTIC b***h LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:10 pm
I couldn't get past your unhealthy facination with zoo animals sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:13 pm
I was drunk out the wazoo when I married you. ;O;
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:00 am
I had to be extreme high and drunk to marry a person that looks like from a alien movie.
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