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 Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:30 pm
Yeah well I like to sit in the library at a computer every friday night, naked, watching porn.
Hey, gotta have porn night somewhere, right?
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:31 pm
I like to read books in the library and then start moaning and say, "(Main Character's name) OMG you're so sexy. Come on, come on. Do me. Harder!" Then I moan really loud, and say, "finished." Then I put the book down and leave the library.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:34 pm
Yes, well I like to go into the ladies restroom at any store,
While it's crowded,
With a grapefruit, and a squirt bottle of mt dew, and a water bottle
I drop the grapefruit in the toilet while groaning and then let off a stink bomb
Then I squirt the mt dew everywhere while yellin "WHOAH BOY! Calm down!"
And then I empty the water out, quite distinctly saying "OH s**t! MY water broke!"
Then I walk out of the stall,
And look at everyone and tell them i'm hearing spanish speaking voices in my head,
And they're telling me to go to Taco Bell
And then leave like nothing happened.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:38 pm
I gotta go .-. Be back tomorrow
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:38 pm
Yeah well I like to stand up on the toilets look over the stalls, point and say, "Whats that?" Then when I get yelled at I run out and to the manager of the store and tell him that there is a crazy lady with an unidentified weapon in the restroom's mutilating herself and to get in there quick. While that's going on. I go up to someone else and say, "Hey did you know your manager was just in the ladies restroom looking over the stall at a woman?" Then I walk off to customer service and I say, "Hi I'd like to make a return." When they ask what I'm returning I say, "Well you see I had bought a box of condoms here and well...they didn't last very long. So I want my money back because I was not satisfied with the product."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:41 pm
oh yeah well i like beating off in my room.
then yelling out "mom!!!" then i try to finish
before my mom gets into the room.
i sometimes dont make it in time.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:43 pm
Oh yeah. I like to get extra quiet till my bro says, "Megan what are you doing?" Then I moan real loud. Then when he goes, "OMG!" I say, "Shut up I'm trying to power up to super saiyan over here!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:45 pm
Morphine Kiss
I gotta go .-. Be back tomorrow
mmkay! See ya later! =]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:46 pm
Your_Fallen_Angel98 Morphine Kiss
I gotta go .-. Be back tomorrow
mmkay! See ya later! =] I miss her already. sad
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:50 pm
Ammit the Devourer Your_Fallen_Angel98 Morphine Kiss
I gotta go .-. Be back tomorrow
mmkay! See ya later! =] I miss her already. sad Aww sad im sorry *hug*
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:57 pm
I like to go into a psychiatrist office and laugh at the people in the lobby and then when they ask what's so funny. I say, "Haha you're nuts." Then I leave.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:46 am
My insanity is far more subtle and genius. I prefer to sit in dark corners and make eye contact with people. Then suddenly they feel a need to stop and continue the eye contact. Eventually it gets awkward for them and they begin to walk away. Then I start screaming at them. Nothing that has any real words to it. They go from walking away to running away. Then I sit. Wait. Repeat.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:47 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:50 am
Yup. You'd think people would get it, but no. Unfortunately one my friends eventually walks up and tells me to stop so I do.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:52 am
You're a dork. Really the only thing I do is scare the teenage drivers with my awesome driving and beat them to where ever they are trying to get because it takes them too long to figure out what they're doing.
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