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 Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:01 pm
Granted... but then you realize how stupid of a wish that is... after your family disowns you for ever becoming even remotely involved with such a person...
...and then Sam shoots him...
I wish this wish didn't count as a wish so that it would be corrupted...
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:41 pm
Granted, but well, yea.. there's not much to grant, but whatever it was that got granted, got corrupted too.
I wish your last sentence would have been more carefully planed, and I wish to that the next poster ignores the lack of careful planning of this sentence.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:10 am
Granted... however, nobody ever posts in an attempt to corrupt your wish, since it's so calculated that to ignore the careful planning would be to become ignorant of the sentence as a whole...
I wish people understood my corruption of the uncorruptable wish... ninja
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:01 pm
Granted, but then a comet will fall from the sky and crush your house.
I wish I had more money... in real life.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:09 pm
Granted...
...but then... you spend it all...
...on... spam mrgreen
I wish I could eat spam ninja
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:01 pm
Granted, you can!
Please people, stop posting "I wish I could"-like wishes... You already can!
And about the corruption:
Ahmm... yea... a house fell from the sky and crushed your comet.
I wish I got a repeat for today... just a remake for today.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:51 am
Granted. But then it repeats again and again and again and again and....kinda like groundhog day!
I wish I could get above 95% for all my 1/2 yearly exams without having to study ><"
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:29 pm
Granted but then your brain would explode.
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:06 am
Granted, you never have to sleep again, but because you lose all your beauty sleep, your face will rot so much that you kill everyone you love when they see you or even talk to you because they will rot from the insde out.
I wish my wish will be granted so corrupted that wishing the wish was as if wishing a wish that is so corrupted that it's a good wish and the twinkling feeling in my ears pop out of my eyes and corrupt other peoples' wishes that they have wished to be pleasant, but get corrupted because they are not very bright. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:55 pm
Granted... but you accidentally corrupt your own wish, negating everything you just said, while at the same time still fulfilling it...
how ironic...
I wish my computer would quit not working gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:42 pm
Granted. But then your computer magically comes to life and eats your eyeballs.
I wish the prices of those new donation items would drop so I could have one xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:40 pm
granted, but then the donation items feel rejected and vanish
I wish I didn't have to make a wish xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:01 am
Granted, but that makes you lose the game and a grand piano that was merely stapled to the ceiling falls on your head and you die of an hemorrage. Those hemorrages are popular now-a-days.
I wish I had a Grand Piano.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:35 pm
Granted, but it's the one that killed me and I pop out as a zombie and tear you to shreads
I wish... umm... yes? O.o
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:26 pm
Granted, but a cat licks you and yes becomes no.
I wish I possesed an increibly large amount of talent in music.
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