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 Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:21 pm
Hee-hee. Funny.
I don't recall saying the Rikku one though.
And yeah, I knew it was the Memoria. That's what I meant by the last dungeon thingy. On some games, they're called 'dungeons'.
Anywho...
FFVII: Advent Children
Cloud: No! No more! I already beat you once, Sephiroth! I will NOT fight you again. This is absolutely, completely, positively pointless and ridiculous. I'm going to use that same ridiculous attack that I used last time, only fancier and in better graphics, and you're going to die again...and let me guess, there'll be a sequel in which I'll have to fight you again. No! If you want to fight, go find someone else. I'm NOT putting up with this a second time and I will NOT even consider a third time!
((I don't think Cloud had to fight Sephiroth a third time since the FFVII game, not counting its more recent prequels. It's not important, I guess.))
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:22 am
Jenova: Sephiroth... your adopted
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:19 am
FFVIII:
Selphie: HI GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON? DID YOU KNOW......
Rinoa: She's offcially gone nuts!
Squall: I'll fix this. Selphie take these *hands her pill*
Rinoa: What did you give her??
Squall: Sleeping pill.
Rinoa: But she's not asleep
Squall: I know she's that hyper..
((Yeah that was just bad sweatdrop ohh well))
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:41 am
((It's not bad. Both of those are funny.)) FFIX: Steiner: *Near the end of the game, after hearing Zidane call him "Rusty and Sir Rustalot so often, more so Rusty.* *Salutes.* I am Captain Albert Rusty, at your command! --- Zidane: *Before BranBal on Terra.* *Sobs.* I just want to fit in with all the regular humans! I think I'm going to shave my leg and cut off my tail. *Grabs tail and pulls out dagger.* Vivi: *Gasp!* No Zidane! That's so stupid! If you haven't figured it out yet, you're not human! You don't need to fit in with humans! You don't need to be normal! It's okay not to be human! Zidane: No! I must fit in! It's not right not to! *Cuts off tail.*
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:19 pm
@Zero: That was great.
FFIX: (endgame cutscene)
Zidane: Dagger, I love you! Let's get married!
Garnet: *gasp*
Zidane: I've always wanted to be the king! I'm so excited!
Garnet: *eye roll*
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:54 am
Vincent: ...You know I think I am over Lucrecia...I wonder what Yuffie is doing
or
Vincent: I'm bored. Maybe I will go see if Hojo is free today...
or
Vincent: Hey guys great news! I got some medicine for my depression! I am no longer emo!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:59 pm
everyone from FFXII: GO HOME PENELO!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:25 pm
Final Fantasy X
Cactuar: 1000 Needles!
*Causes 1000 damage to character(s)*
*20 turns, and a lot of healing and misses, later*
Cactuar: 1000 Needles!!!
*nothing happens*
*sweatdrop*
Cactuar: OH SH*T!!!
*Cactuar attacks Tidus*
MISS!
*Tidus dodges and hits the Cactuar*
OVERKILL
Yuna and Rikku: Bout damn time, we were almost out of MP and Al Bhed potions!
Tidus: *mutters* You could have just summoned Ixion and killed the thing...
Final Fantasy VI
Shadow: Oh crap, I have to take my dog to the vet, later guys!
Locke: So that's why we have to pay him so much!
Edgar: Wait a minute, we don't HAVE any vets!
Shadow, a mile away now, bursts out laughing
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Next encounter with Shadow
Shadow: I need 6000 Gil if you want to hire me again, I have to pay for Diagoro's medical bills, so its only fair...
Party: OH HELL NO!!! WE KNOW THERE AREN'T ANY VETS!!!!
*Party leaves shadow*
Shadow: Damn... At least I managed to get a few million Gil off of them...
Final Fantasy X
Blitzball Game
Tidus uses sphere shot
Numbers flash on the screen
104!!!
Ball flies out of the sphere and hits the crowd
Tidus: Oh crap....
*after that Tidus is banned from Blitzball*
Wakka: HAHAHA! BACK IN CHARGE OF THE TEAM!!! Later yuna!
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Auron: Screw this, I'm going to the bar and having some drinks, let me know when my time here is up.
Tidus: But why?
Auron: WHY?!?! After putting up with YOU for all of this time, you ask WHY?!?! Didn't you ever wonder WHY your dad didn't come back? IT WAS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T STAND YOUR WHINING!!!! Now go get killed and leave me alone!!!
Tidus: eek *starts crying*
Auron: Screw this, I'm leaving... *walks off*
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:36 pm
Summons from all FF: "Lets go have our own adventures and save the world!"
(Not sure if anyone used it but Im not looking that far back.)
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:26 pm
Omega Weapon: Why does every one hate me??
Zidane: Screw you Dagger, atleast Eiko cooks...
Vivi: Quina... I- I love you...
Quina: Hello, my name is Quina and I can speak perfect English.
Tidus: I can't hold my breath any longer.
Rikku: Hey guys, I'm dressed good for the fridged mountains right?
Chocobo:.......ride me...........
Firion: Anyone else noticing all the people who come with us DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS?
Cloud: Yuffie... I- I lov-- wait, give me my damn materia back...
Kuja: Hmmmmm, I think I'll go with pants today.
Moogle: DON'T TOUCH THE POM POM!!
(any)Cid: You know, I think I'll just walk.
Sephiroth: You know what ma, I- I can't even talk to you right now, NO NO, don't put dad on the... Hi dad.
Wakka: (Any kind of sentence). (No "Ya" for all of you guys not in the know)
Zidane: Yuffie, I- I-- Oh, hi Dagger...
Yuffie: Free materia, get your free materia here!!
Garnet: BOW DOWN TO MY GREATNESS!!
Branhe: I look good...
Kimahri: Thinking about dying my fur red.
Red XIII: Thinking about dying my fur blue.
Kefka: I love love love love love love love love love love LOVE you!
Vincent: I've come to suck your blood, vlahhh.
Zombie monster: Just use the pheonix down already...
Cloud: Hey, Zack, can I borrow some gel?
Squall: Damn Kuja, you gotta tell me where you shop for clothes.
Kuja: I DON'T WANNA DIE, WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Squall: I think I'll change my name to Leon.
Cloud: I wonder if there are any good biker bars around...
Lightning to all other main characters: My summon turns into a horse I can ride, AND does 9999, beat that.
All other main characters to Lightning: Our summon vids take 6 minutes to play through, beat that.
Ark (FFIX): Transformers, robots in disguise!!
Terra to Lightning: Finally, it was a complette sasauge fest up in here until now.
Tidus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (He'll never say it because I will always mute the TV.)
Every main character: Is the village on fire yet? No, give it a couple of seconds, how bout now? Told you.
Tidus to Squall: Wait, wait, wait, you get time travel, cars, and electronics, but if I just so happen to have a working TV a giant monster comes from nowhere and destroys EVERYTHING!
Every main character: God, why didn't I save before I came in here, I better live because I'm NOT doing the same thing I did 3 hours ago.
3 hours later: Good thing I remembered to save.
Vaan: My game will be called the best in the series by everyone, just you wait and see.
Vincent: God, I hope they don't use me for a crappy spin off.
Yuna to Vincent: Yea, same here, wouldn't it suck if they made spin-offs for us, but changed the gameplay so much from the games we come from that it becomes almost laughable.
Auron to Paine: Paine....(heavy breathing) I am your father.
Paine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lulu: Someone help me out of this damn dress.
Wow, lol, sorry, I've got more but I just noticed how many I've already put down.
@Sasori, you made me LOL hard.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:33 pm
Zerotheslayer Hee-hee. Funny. I don't recall saying the Rikku one though. And yeah, I knew it was the Memoria. That's what I meant by the last dungeon thingy. On some games, they're called 'dungeons'. Anywho... FFVII: Advent Children Cloud: No! No more! I already beat you once, Sephiroth! I will NOT fight you again. This is absolutely, completely, positively pointless and ridiculous. I'm going to use that same ridiculous attack that I used last time, only fancier and in better graphics, and you're going to die again...and let me guess, there'll be a sequel in which I'll have to fight you again. No! If you want to fight, go find someone else. I'm NOT putting up with this a second time and I will NOT even consider a third time! ((I don't think Cloud had to fight Sephiroth a third time since the FFVII game, not counting its more recent prequels. It's not important, I guess.)) Correct me if I'm wrong, but Cloud fights him in Last Order, the anime, FF VII, obviously, and AC, the movie, making it a total of 3 times.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:28 pm
Zerotheslayer Zidane: *Before BranBal on Terra.* *Sobs.* I just want to fit in with all the regular humans! I think I'm going to shave my leg and cut off my tail. *Grabs tail and pulls out dagger.* Vivi: *Gasp!* No Zidane! That's so stupid! If you haven't figured it out yet, you're not human! You don't need to fit in with humans! You don't need to be normal! It's okay not to be human! Zidane: No! I must fit in! It's not right not to! *Cuts off tail.* But then he can't go oozaru anymore! gonk I love blacklyra's, too. xd I don't know, though; I think he might say that (jokingly, of course).
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:54 pm
I think he did fight Sephiroth in all three of those, or at least in VII and Advent Children. I was saying though that he wouldn't just put his foot down and refuse to fight him after the first time >>;. I never played Last Order though, I just watched the minimovie, which I guess was just a bunch of cutscenes put together.
Hm...
What's oozaru, Ravenwolf?
Anyway, I've got another one.
Zorn: Peantbutter I like!
Thorn: Jelly I want!
Both at the same time, pointing at the queen, Beatrix, or whoever they're talking to: Make me a sandwhich!
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:09 pm
@B-boy: Love them. Though I think I've actually seen a moogle say that somewhere before. . ., kupo! Kindgom Hearts in Traverse Town, right? He said "Don't touch my pompom, kupo!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:59 pm
Actually, I can picture a few of the characters he mentioned saying something along those lines...
Any FF hero or villian in any FF. While they're trying to open up to someone or tell about a huge plan to take over the world and the music starts getting louder.
"Somebody turn off that noise! I'm trying to pour my heart out here!"
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