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 Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:00 pm
Unfortunately, his p***s got infected and fell off.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:32 pm
Fortunately, it was already off his body.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:04 pm
Unfortunately, a dog picked it up and ran off.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:09 pm
Fortunately, the dog dropped it because it tasted nasty
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:44 pm
Unfortunately, a large sewer rat picked it up and ran off with it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:51 pm
fortunately, the rat dropped it again.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:10 pm
Unfortunately, one of Fred's ex-wives picked it up and ate it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:19 pm
Fortunately, Fred's vampire abilities enabled him to grow a new one
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:33 pm
Unfortunately, Fred's ex-wives like to eat his p***s.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:41 pm
fortunately, he could grow p***s's so big that they couldn't eat them
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:47 pm
Unfortunately, that meant he could not walk.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:07 pm
fortunately, he didn't have to walk to be a porn star.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:41 am
Unfortunately, no one would touch such a huge p***s because it would hurt to much.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:10 pm
fortunately, he became able to control the size of his p***s, so he could adjust it to what his costar liked.
@ emoXvampireXgirl: excuse me for being raised by a very prude mother to be uncomfortable with saying stuff like p***s and v****a and sex and stuff.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:02 pm
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction,
and well Don't you see,
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue?
unfortnately, his costars were now scared of him and refused to have sex with him.
@mana_kirihara91:Why is it that if I can be bold and just say it, and your to shy to, that it is your mom's fault? You aren't your mom, you are yourself. I'm not my mom or dad, and both of them are so prude that its not even funny.
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
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