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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:35 pm
Dumbledore:No actually Harry, I don't want to hear about your problems! God,why don't you ever ask Professor Snape?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:04 pm
Lucius Malfoy: So Harry, you must know all about muggles, what exactly is the use of a rubber duck?
Hagrid:*jumps on table* EWWWIE! A SPIDER! KILL IT HARRY KILL IT!
Ron:You can come live with me draco, I hope you like spiders though, I have about fifty.
Voldemort: Do you think I need a nosejob? Lucius told me about this guy who did his...
Percy:*belches and undoes the button on his jeans* SOMEONE GRAB ME ANOTHER BEER!
Ron:Oh, Harry Potter? Keep it on the DL but that kids a bit weird, I'd never be seen in public with him...
Dudley: Eww, Chocolate cake? I'm on a diet.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:00 pm
Mrs. weasley: I'm so glad you took the car out... how did it go children?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:28 pm
Lucius- Draco?
Draco- yes Father?
Lucius- I have something to tell you, boy
Draco- ...yes???
Lucius-... we're mudbloods
Draco- I knew it! Yes!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:35 pm
trelawney: i see happieness and love in your future Mr. Potter
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:19 am
voldemort:Well Harry, I guess I'll let you off easy tonight since I already killed your friend. One's enought for me today.
Ron:I was up studying all night!! I'm sooooo excited for our exams!! whee
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:31 pm
Therapist: What seems to be the problem, Ms. Umbridge?
Umbridge: I'm a big fat toad who wears pink all day so that I feel pretty! But deep inside, I hate pink! I love black instead and sometimes...I think I'm a creature of the night. Hear me roar!
Therapist: Hm....interesting. Anything else you want to share?
Umbridge: Yes. I'm in love with Harry Potter.
Sad thing? This can actually come true.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:21 pm
Voldemort: "Crucio!"
Harry: *Cries* "Owch!"
Voldemort: "Oh Harry, I'm so sorry I apologise, here, let me kiss it better for you."
Ha that wasn't so good. Best I could come up with at the moment..
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:07 pm
Mr. Weasley: Why are muggle artifacts so hard to control? I quit! I quit! I hate muggle studies!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:08 pm
Bellatrix to Nevile: Hey, um, how are your parents? C-can you just tell them, it's no hard feelings?
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:08 pm
Harry: Me and Draco are going out for drinks. I won't be back for a while......
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:51 pm
Hermione: Why are classes so hard to understand? I don't get any of this potions stuff!
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:15 pm
hermoine:lets go pull a prank of flich
fred:now why go do that thats is just plain mean
george: that is so true
ron: we havent even started to study yet
harry:hermoine do you want to get exlpelle dor worse forget your homework
nevill, luna, percy(idk y percy): lets go
fred and george:someones going to get in trouble
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:59 pm
After a moment of stunned silence Cornelius Fudge says with worry in his voice. " Voldemort's back! Good lord, Dumbledore! We have got to prepare this time around. Do you have any suggestions? I'll get the auror's right on a plan."
Albus Dumbledore looks calmly at Fudge and replies. " Fudge, Fudge! Clam yourself man! I assure you that you-know-who can't ever return. It's totally ridiculous to think a dead wizard can come back to life."
At that moment, Harry Potter interjected into the conversation. " Yeah, Mr. Fudge! If the Dark Lord could return, I would surely thank him for killing my parents since I would never have inherited this fine cloak if they were alive."
Nevelle Longbottom adds. " Yeah, I wish he'd have killed my parents too. Then I could have inherited their gold in Gringott's. You're lucky Harry. He even gave you a scar. Oh to be scared by the Dark Lord..."
Draco Malfoy says. " Daddy says that he was a really nice guy who helped anyone he met, but he was tired of living so Daddy's sure that he was happy to be killed and wouldn't want to come back if he could."
Delores Umbridge scowled. " I can't believe I am hearing this. There can be no doubt that Voldemort's back. I believe this eventhough I think the minister is a complete dunderhead!"
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