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 Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:39 am
Wish granted, but you suddenly remember that Armageddon will occur within the next three or so years, and wish we were stuck in 08
I wish that people would stop obsessing over Armageddon and take it in stride
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:24 pm
wish granted...... now they become obsessed with killing your undead army ...
I wish for 2 flat tyres....
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:48 pm
wish granted, but those flat tires have radiation and you mutate
I wish I knew what I wanted to eat...
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:21 pm
wish granted but you will never stop wanting to eat and become really fat!
I wish I had super powers
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:07 pm
Wish granted, but a super villain steals them from you
I wish it wasn't so windy....
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:04 pm
wish granted but it starts hailing really bad
I wish I wasn't so tired
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:59 pm
Wish granted but you only get to be not-tired for 1 hour!
DX I wish my twist wasn't so lame. I cant think of anything right now.
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:51 pm
Wish granted but they dont make sense.
I wish i had man eating chocolate that wont eat me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:32 pm
Wish granted ...but then it eats all men in the world and you are left all alone
I wish I had smaller boobs redface
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:57 pm
Wish granted, but people think you are a man, they become so small
I wish I understood how Spiriva could make your eyes hurt
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:43 pm
wish granted but you lose all your other knowledge
I wish my posters would stop staring at me
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:21 pm
Wish granted, but now creepy under the bed gnomes stare at you
I wish I had a Transylvanian concubine (I just listened to that song, please excuse me)
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:37 pm
wish granted but it blew up in your face...(I dont know what it is! gonk )
I wish more episodes of my show would come out.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:00 pm
Wish granted but the episodes suck!
I had a concubine form Transylvania blow up in my face? Cool, organs.
I wish my concubine would come back to life!
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:08 pm
with granted but she's a zombie and eats you
i wish i had a time machine
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