Me: I see...so let's retrace our steps, and by "our" I mean "your".
Zeus: Okay. This morning it was the usual...
~FLASHBACK~
Hera: Zeus, we need to organize the mountain.
confused Zeus: *yawns* What do you mean?
Hera: I mean that everyone's little cottage on Olympus is a mess! Look at Dionysus's! It's nearly wrecked by his parties and Maenads.
scream Zeus: That's what he does, Dearie. He's the god of wine, ecstasy, and madness, what do you expect?
rolleyes Hera: But he is a
god and I expect
gods to be neat and orderly.
Zeus: And what of
goddesses, Hera?
Your "little cottage" is cluttered up with blueprints of something about destroying all the descendants of my children with other women.
stare Hera: *gasps* That is NOT true!