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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:39 pm


*Walks in and hangs himself by his arms on the weapons rack* So... how does someone get inside when they understand that anything and everything can be a weapon?
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:55 pm


Wait, they have rules for that? *Have a ton of weapons inside his jacket*

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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:51 pm


Apparantly, which is why I'm hanging here... do they serve drinks to people who are their own weapons?
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:59 pm


They haven't arrested me yet. I think you have to use teh weapons first.

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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:04 pm


Eh, I'll just leave the stuff that isn't attatched... *Jumps off the hooks, and then sets down a katar, a claw, a cestus, another claw, a fork, a pencil, a box that seems to jump around with the sound of rabid weasles inside it, another fork, and a monocle.* There... now aside from my hands, I'm not armed.
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:05 pm


*Casually deattaches Joarrs arms* There. Problem solved. We'll just sew them back on afterwards.

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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:19 pm


*As they snap off, he looks to the left and right, wiggling the stubs* Hmmm... thank whatever for the ice-numbing... *His arms seems to have a horrible case of a kind of freezerburn.*
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:27 pm


Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:39 pm


The usiversal patch-me-up. *Nods* Now then... ooooooh, these mushrooms look like they're full of cushony-goodness.
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:45 pm


They probably is. I prefer my own chairs.

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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:05 pm


*Kneels on a mushroom, to offset the cushonyness* Yep. Good call on the bring your own chairs...
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:17 pm


I just make them out of shadows. It's economical and you're sure to get something that suits you.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:32 pm


Alright... as long as it's not that 'Styleron Eco-chair' or somesuch I heard of... That looks painful. *Shudders* Anyway, time to go fix meself a drink, and practice balancing it while hopping on one foot back here... and then drinking with my feet. *Gets up and attempts to do such a feat with his feet*
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:41 pm


I just use my hands and then chugs it down. But I always bring me own booze. I don't trust others to handle what I drink. My little sister tries to poison them way to often.

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Joarr

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:42 pm


*On his back, mixing a drink... successfully* Yeah, I'd use my arms... they're kinda detatched at the moment. Tough break about your sister... poison is so old-fashioned.
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