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 Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:05 pm
Granted! But it is soiled with... Well... There was that guy... You know... HIM. gonk
I wish I could write and draw about 42% faster.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:37 pm
Granted! But your paper always rips and your writing utensils always break in the middle of your project.
I wish I wasn't so bored every day here in Kansas.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:43 pm
Granted! Global warming causes 900% more tornados! That should keep you occupied!
I wish I had the ability to just start my life.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:08 pm
Granted! But then you flood your carburetor.
I wish everbody would just be friends.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:43 pm
Granted! The population soars and we all starve!
I wish I could sweep OOG off her feet and the two of us could find a happy, perfect future.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:58 pm
granted.. in your next next next next x infinity.. life..
i wish i had never opened the door to his world.. (is sad)
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:01 pm
Granted! But then you hear curses thrown at you from the other side for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be Mayor of Cuddly Town.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:33 pm
To quote the great one himself, "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Granted. You are now an 8 foot tall, pink, male, teddy bear with a long prehensile tongue, bowler hat, and penchant for raping children. You must rape several dozen per day to absorb their life force to keep yourself and Cuddly Town from vanishing.
I wish I did not know of the true nature of Cuddly Town.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:46 pm
Granted. But then the big bad mayor comes into your dreams to give you scary fishing lessons every night until you do.
I wish doctors wouldn't b so gung-ho about diagnosing people without proper medical tests (I've seen it happen).
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:58 pm
Granted, but because they had to do so many tests by the time they finally figured out what was wrong with you you died. crying
I wish I didn't have to work again and still got paid a big chunk of money every week and was able to spend it as I wished without any consequences ... lol.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:04 pm
Granted! But you soon get bored of being handed everything but know you are stuck in the situation because you have no skills for the modern day jobs!
I wish I could afford a voice coach.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:29 pm
Granted! But he is so cheap because he can only teach you how to sound like a duck from Newfoundland.
I wish for an end.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:52 pm
Granted! Do you want the end of the licorice stick or the end of a movie?
I wish I didn't feel the need to stay up all night.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:57 pm
Granted! You go to bed earlier more often and are more rested. This in turn makes you happier, healthier, and more stable-minded. Of course your night time activities suffer for it - but their import is up to you.
I wish my mother would have died on the operating table.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:15 pm
Granted! But she is now haunting you. stressed
I wish I could be a singer in a band..
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