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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:53 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:30 pm
Nudge sixty-nine ( The Evil Overlord Devises A Plot... for Divash!) 69. Independent midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:31 pm
Nudge seventy
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:32 pm
Nudge seventy-one
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty to see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:34 pm
Nudge seventy-two
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:34 pm
Nudge seventy-three
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:35 pm
Nudge seventy-four
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:36 pm
Nudge seventy-five
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:37 pm
Nudge seventy-six
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:38 pm
Nudge seventy-seven
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:39 pm
Nudge seventy-eight
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical." heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:40 pm
Nudge seventy-nine
79. If my doomsday device comes with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
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