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 Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:42 pm
Granted, but you have to do everything everyone else tells you to do also.
I wish my friends liked my boyfriend
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:31 am
Granted but your friends then try to steal your boyfriend and then you break up and your friends choose to side with your boyfriend instead of you so you are left without any friends.
I wish I could get straight A's without any work in all my classes.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:58 am
Granted, you get all A's and soon find yourself skipping 3 grades and going straight to college...you're seen as a freak and an outcast =(
I wish it was Spring!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:02 pm
Granted, you now have to do all the spring cleaning in the house without taking a break until you're all done.
I wish I had more time for sleeping.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:41 pm
granted but now when ever you wake up you are in a sleepy zombie state and can't think straight
i wish i passed my statistics exam today
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:04 am
You passed your exam for statistics, but every other exam you take in other classes is a failing grade =(
I wish i was born in 1488 instead of 1988.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:27 pm
granted, but now everyone you know won't even be born for hundreds of years.
I wish I never had to go to sleep!
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:55 am
Granted; but now you will begin having "bad trips" and hallucinating so much that you are sedated for the rest of your life.
I wish I lived closer to my fiance
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:47 pm
 © Robin Wood 1997
Granted; you live closer to your fiance, but this means being inside your fiance's belly. As a fetus. Forever.
And your fiance only eats spicy foods that give you fetus indigestion. 
I wish I could be liked among everyone at my school (or at least tolerated).
© Robin Wood 1997
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:14 pm
Granted, but now they stalk you everywhere - and noticeably.
That's not ceiling cat watching you shower.
(I love spicy foods ;_; )
Edit: SORRY D: I forgot.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:50 pm
© Robin Wood 1997
You didn't make a wish to corrupt, so I'll make another.
I wish my hair was more manageable.
© Robin Wood 1997
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:50 pm
Granted, but it's so managable that others around you are envious - and kill you over the jealousy.
I wish it was warmer ;_;
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:44 pm
Granted, there's a 150-degree heat wave.
I wish my laptop go wireless internet
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:48 pm
Granted, but you have a virus on your computer that brings down the whole internet!
I wish I had some sleep!
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 6:02 pm
Granted but once you get it, you never wake up.
I wish I could control minds.
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