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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:05 pm
lovely_sparkled Jarvinin was the lucky winner of the McDonald's monopoly game. Happily, she arrived at the largest factory that they owned that produced the Big Mac. It was awesome! She got her picture taken with Ronald McDonald and his posse. The scary clown gave her a giant check for a million dollars. How could it get any better? Well, the weird duck-thing informed her that she had also won a special prize! And it was waiting for her in the back room. But when she got there, the crazy purple-blob guy grabbed her. With assistance from the Hamburgarlar, they pushed Jarvinin into the machine and it ground her bones to make the bread. (If you catch all of the references in this post, you will be the coolest person ever!) i know hamburgalar idk the duck and the blob is grisom or something like that
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:44 am
stabs niruca OMG SUICIDE!!! *dies*
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:19 am
*a random twilight lover comes behind niruca and wacks her with the book twilight until she's DEAD!!*
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:05 pm
* a random twilight hater walks up behind jarvinins twilight lover and kills him then kills jar
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:21 am
sets niruca in fire and starts making smores over the huge fire
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:31 pm
im a rabbit you should eat me not waste me gosh
*one day toast was walking down Nirucas billboard street(if anyone is to use billboards or this street its to be refereed to as mine I DECLARE THAT A RUlE NOW!)Knowing about all the things that happen on this street she continued to pay close attention to the billboards. SHe finnaly saw Niruca standing on a billboard she knew this was bad so she turned around and started running where she was met by a group of thugs that raped and beat her to death.
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:35 pm
but i dont wanna b raped!
as niruca sat on her billboard, watching someone bein beaten to death, toast came up and threw a bunch of pointed objects at nirucas head and killd her... then finished off the smores i had made earlier before som thug slapped it out of my hand
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:48 am
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:30 pm
*Niruca is hitch-hiking and she's murdered by someone she gets in the car with. Oh well.*
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:08 am
i wouldnt be i know the rules of hitch hiking *holds up sign DONT KILL ME!*
see now im safe
beats jar to death with my sign
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:33 pm
*jar's friend Yin_Yang_Rigalio tracks Killer down and murders her*
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:57 pm
Toast shoots a potato out of a potato canon and hits Jarvinin in the head and sends her into a coma. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:31 pm
*jarvinin wakes up from her coma and sets 1000 chihuahuas on micro's tail!*
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:51 am
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:54 pm
killer spontaneously combusts into a cloud of flaiming peeps who get melted in a giant cup of hot cocoa mrgreen
burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
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