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rofl Janine! Homfg!

xD That's even funnier than it should be since well... you know.. xD

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OMFG TEDDY!!!!

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Nope. mrgreen

Edit: I suppose I should say that what Godfrey is, it's only PART of him, like someone says 'I'm 1/4 german!' cept it'd be a little part, but enough to effect his life.

And I base it more off of Fanfiction's I've read (The good ones, not the lame 'I can'ts spells muh name' fictions... so yeah... not as close to 'fact')

........ Godfrey is part Incubus. :K But he won't kill/turn into a terrifying creature. He is just this way because he hasn't cuddled iwth/had sexxors with Voldemort in four days, and Regulus has been gone as well so he couldnt' cuddle with him.

More details in a moment. xD I dreamed this up, s'great.

But it makes the relationship with Regulus mroe defined... cuz Regulus is the first person he had sex with (in his mind, though Mulciber was tehre too, since Reg was the one ksising him) so he's... got a sort of bond or somethign with Regulus, though Regulus doesn't necessarily have one with him.

S'like, if Voldemort wouldnt' be there.... he might go crazy/kill someone accidentally, but Regulus would be able to help him out.

SETTLE DOWN FOR A STORY BOYS AND GIRLS:

The Mystery of the Origin of the Mysterious Mushroom: Solved.

Lockhart was running about a foreign land as usual, looking to obliviate some poor sod who defeated an evil monster and steal his story. Well he'd been hearing a few stories from villiagers saying that there was a group of strange people, 'magic people' in the forest, so Gildykins went to investigate.

He had to go through this huge forest though, and got lost for days and days and days... finally he stumbled into an open field of... FOOD! Corn and tomatoes and peppers and lettuce... he was so hungry, he ripped a few tomatoes off the vine and started eating them as fast as possible.

Soon he was full... but.... he couldnt' stop eating! HE ate... and he ate and ate and ate... his brain hazy, unable to stop from gorging himself continually.

Finally, after a half an hour or so, he heard shouting, but was so enthralled by the food he just kept eating. There was no way he'd leave his lovely, round, plump vegetables... he and the vegetables would be together forever... they'd marry, and they'd make babies together.. and...

There was a naked man in front of him.

Gilderoy dropped the tomato. The man was lovely, with long, flowing white hair and red eyes.

'Yes... that's a good wizard..... come here...'

And Gilderoy let himself be led away by teh mysterious stranger.

Meanwhile, back in teh field.

'I told you we should put up a goddamned fence! I'm sick of all these muggles and Wizard's coming by and getting enthralled by our crops!'

'Goddamit we'll put up a fence then!'

'God you're sexy when you're like that... let's shag!'

.........................................................

Hours later, Gilderoy stumbled out of a field of corn, oddly flushed and feelign satisfied and drained, but nto quite remembering where he was....

On the edge of his vision, he saw a pile of weeds stacked up together to be burned, walking over to them, stumblign a bit, he found some mushrooms amongst them.

'These would be great in some face cream!' He declared, and pocketed them, heading back out through the woods.

.....

END.

A villiage made of Cambions, Inccubi, and Succubi live together (they're not as horrible as lore makes them otu to be, but they can loose control easily and 'feed' off of mortals until they die*

Many years ago, one man discovered that by using their own dung in teh compost, the food grew bigger, and it tamed their urges somewhat. So by eating the food, they were less at risk of raping some muggle and being executed by the ministry.

:B And of course fields grow weeds, and mushrooms, and Gilderoy took the mushrooms.

Godfrey's enthrallment isn't very strong, and only works if he kisses someone, and someone with a strong mind or occlumency can discover it almost right away adn throw it off. Yeah.

IF he's in a 'fever' like he is now. skin/close contact can make people (like Spica, who has an unguarded mind) want to be close to him, and it makes them happy to be near him, or touching/hugging him, and not even in a sexual way.


((Gods that took a while to type. I DREAMED THAT. SO FTW?))

*presses B*

O_O And ADela was going to be.. .part Vampire, or part Veela/Dark Veela or part somethign else.... having a bit of their power. I think? *was discussing shtuffs with Janine in PMs*

That's why ADela and Godfrey are so pretty too.... they're part magical creature... part beautiful magical creature. :B And that's also how Harry got pregnant.... and why he wanted to keep eating the soup/mushrooms so much... the food has the power to enthrall humans, making them eat and eat and eat until they explode and die.

And that explains why Godfrey likes to cuddle/hug so much, he like... needs it... he feeds off of body contact.

But I don't think he'd need to 'rape' Regulus to be satisfied.... just snog him a bit.... until Voldemort comes back and 'takes care of him.' xD

But... yeah. :3

YOU'RE NOT PRESSING FAST ENOUGH! O_O

Yeah, somethin' like that. I couldn't find much with the research, but I'll try again. :3 <3

Aw, Godfrey's a cuddle whore. ^^

Yeah, whatever.

ETA: Deleted. I don't need love. I'm good.