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Amy_Dumas_lita

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:02 pm

Mike Bucci

Trent Valentine

*grumbling*...I can't believe this crap...I just got word from the powers that be that...Simon is going to be my guest on the Cutting Edge to promote his....Simon System. ((I need a guest, im bored.))

I'll be right there, Mr. Ed! Oh, and if your baboon of a girlfriend shows up, I demand a full supply of alcohol. Beer goggles might help save my vision! YEAH! mrgreen

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:14 pm

Where'd that horse go? I have to make a trip to Ethiopia in a hour to advertise my Simon System! Hurry up! mrgreen

Leonard F Chikarason

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Black Op - Alex Mason

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:19 pm

stare Why are JBL's opponents afraid of him

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:20 pm

John Bradshaw Layfield

stare Why are JBL's opponents afraid of him

They don't want to catch that flesh eating disease you have.

Wait, you were born with that face? Ew...

Amy_Dumas_lita

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Leonard F Chikarason

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:20 pm

Because they know that you consumed so much Simon System, that you'll destroy them with ONE clothesline! YEAH! mrgreen

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:50 pm

Yo, Billy Blanks, its up, so move it!

Trent Valentine

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Leonard F Chikarason

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:56 pm

'Bout time! Now those kids in Ethiopia are going to die, because I waited so patiently for this interview. Thanks! mad mrgreen

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:12 pm

Well, I got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is, only three people purchased my Simon System this week. That's a new record! YEAH! mrgreen

And the bad news is, I got Lita pregnant and I probably have AIDS! NO! mrgreen

Nova: I'm sorry, Jasmine St. Claire. I love you! crying

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Leonard F Chikarason

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ACME Lawfirm

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:48 pm

Lita's known to only have herpes and a few other minor STDs. if you're lucky you only caught crabs, however they can't be eaten. but I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:50 pm

Crabs are fattening. I'll sell them to Red Lobster! YEAH! mrgreen

Leonard F Chikarason

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ACME Lawfirm

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:54 pm

wrong kind of crabs...... Lita has the kind that requires shaving and special shampoo.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:04 pm

Like I said, I'll sell them to Red Lobster! mrgreen

Leonard F Chikarason

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ACME Lawfirm

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:07 pm

you want to kill the world, don't you?

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:08 pm

A world without the obese would be dandy.

Leonard F Chikarason

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ACME Lawfirm

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:09 pm

go after the fat guys Vince keeps hiring. I could use some real work again.

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