My three friends, Gymini and Melissa (( I'd need to see that promo again to get her name exactly right)) say otherwise!
mrgreen Now, let me demonstrate the awesome fat burning power of my Simon System!
*Runs over to already set up stage with his products and his female sidekick.*
To prove there is no harm in drinking my Simon System, I'll take the first gulp! YEAH!
mrgreen *Opens a can and chugs it down.*
Ahhhh...Boy, was that the most disgusting thing I've ever put into my mouth! And believe me, I've had alot of disgusting things in my mouth!
mrgreen *Shows a picture of Melina after that comment. Gasp track!*
But remember, the more your stomach churns, the more you know that it's working! Now for the second demonstration!
*Grabs Simon System bar and eats.*
Wow! There's a party in my mouth and everyone is vomitting. Just like when I see this!
*Shows a picture of Melina. Scream track!*
Frightening, I know. Now, after tasting my product with no further side effects of dying and throwing up, it proves that there's nothing wrong with my Simon System, besides the fact that it tastes bad! Now let's see if it really works!
*Gets on scale and weighs self.*
I just lost two whole pounds just by eating my Simon System!
Female Sidekick: -Over acting- WOW!
That's proof right there that my Simon System works! Guranteed to make you lose weight or 5% of your money back!
mrgreen *Audience applause track.*
BUY IT NOW! Available in a store near you!
YEAH! *Rides off in Dean Machine.*
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